Murder Jerking

The act of masturbating while envisioning the gruesome murder of the person you would be fucking.

Because we used to be in love, Murder Jerking is the only way to get my head straight when dealing with my ex.

by x BILKO x September 7, 2016

slam and jerk

A harsher version of stop and go traffic. Most common at high speeds. Can result in whiplash and headaches. :D
Slam when you slam on your breaks.
Jerk when you jerk forward going from 0 to 60 in less than 5 seconds XD
Most common in California!

Jeez mom!! Can you drive any easier? You're giving me whiplash!!
Sorry! We are in the middle of slam and jerk traffic!
Oh.

by icesk8inglovr March 16, 2011

utility jerk

When you haven't masterbated in a while and need to clean out your system.
If not, your day will be spent staring at pictures and getting turned on by everything.

"I haven't masturbated in a while. I'm going to need to do a utility jerk if I want to get work done." ~ Mr. Regular

by fadumpt March 9, 2015

Tear-jerking

The act of watching sad videos, reading sad stories, or thinking about sad events to force yourself to cry.

Person 1: Where is Maggie?
Person 2: She said she needed a good cry. She's probably tear-jerking.

by MissLadySky June 20, 2016

choke jerk

Auto esphyxiation

The rock star choke jerked in his hotel suite . He was found the next day dead.

by Too chaos September 29, 2017

catch a jerk

The act of masturbating.

Zach went to bathroom to “catch a jerk”

by Candaster March 10, 2022

Butter Jerk

Giving oneself a wank or receiving a hand job with some form of lubricant. May be a commercial sex lube or an improvised lube such as a food sauce, condiment or heavy saliva.

I used to just dry rub one out until I discovered KY warming gel. Now I butter jerk every chance I get.

Your mom was making me breakfast and she broke out the spray butter and strawberry jam and gave me a quick butter jerk.

by Eaton Holgoode January 22, 2018