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jerkasaurus

you're a real jerkasaurus.
by j.bowen January 3, 2007
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Jerk

1. A mean/heartless person.

2. More common: A guy who perfectly fits the gender stereotype, and is insensitive, controlling, and will treat women like sex objects. Though many women constantly complain about guys like that, most end up with one, because they didn't dig deeper and didn't try to see through the jerk's crap. Instead of going for a nice guy who will obviously be there for a girl, most girls choose what's right in front of them, a cold-hearted bastard who happens to look "macho", who is a big-time flirt and wears his penis on his sleeve.
1.
Billy Bob: Can I have a piece of candy? Please?
Joseph: Let me think about that... NO! WAAAHAHAHAHA!
Billy Bob: ...Jerk!

2.
Charlie: Hey, I heard Becca broke up with Tom...
Ernie: Yeah, she found out he was cheating on her.
Charlie: He sounds like a jerk.
Ernie: He is, but she bought all his shit instead of listening to us, and now she's asking why... kinda sad.
Charlie: Yeah, is sucks to be a nice guy, huh?
Ernie: Tell me about it.
by MrCuddles November 26, 2006
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jerk

Anyone who thinks they are better than everyone else. Arrogant, mean, coniving. Usually use people for no other reason than to hurt them, causing themselves joy.
The Varsity quarterback that intentionally trips the passing freshman is a real jerk.
by Rascy13 February 29, 2008
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jerkasauras

1.A mean or cruel person.
2.Their attitude is that of a scary dinosaur.
Danny is being a jerkasauras because he won't stop being mean and making fun of Marla.
by Marla C. December 10, 2008
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jeckyl and hydeness

Condition in which the carrier has constant mood swings.
One minute you are happy and the next you are sad. I am tired of your jeckyl and hydeness.
by Maximoff April 21, 2007
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Jerk Baby

Someone who is such a jerk, they had to be born as one.
That guy over there is such a jerk baby.
by Wibly October 22, 2008
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Jew Jerk

When 6 guys are involved in a circle jerk, but instead of a circle, they jerk off in the form of a star of david
Jim: Hey we're going to do a Jew Jerk in the floor lounge. Want to Join?
by c3 brother February 1, 2010
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