cock jerky

when a female is goin down on that sumone an chews instead of sucks

hey i did a cock jerky to my bf last night

by chosenone November 24, 2007

Blur Jerb

Corruption of blow job commonly used by people lacking the ability to speak correctly.

" brobama i gotz me a blur jerb from blondie."
*high five*

by Frauseir July 23, 2011

quick jerry

When a homeless man gives someone a hand job next to a dumpster

Careful when you take out the trash, I saw Arron giving Oscar a quick jerry in the alley.

by Quick Jerry January 5, 2014

fart jerky

A foul smelling thing that smells like a mixture of a fart and beef jerky

Your breath smells like fart jerky.

by TheInfamous1 April 23, 2016

damn jerry

Stems from Parks and Recreation TV Show, when Aziz Ansari's character (Tom Haverford) would get frustrated with Jim O'Heir's character (Jerry Gergich).

Damn Jerry you jumped in the creek for a burrito? What would you do for a klondike bar?

by kaywhyeare August 13, 2016

Spooky Jerky

A type of boner that is caused by fear.

Dude I saw Paranormal Activity and I got so scared I got spooky jerky.

by McPhrof March 31, 2019

Beef jerky in the morning

Absurdly early in the morning. See also zero dark thirty, asscrack or buttcrack of dawn, dark o'clock or stupid o'clock

"I need a power nap. I'm not used to being up at beef jerky in the morning."
"Bro, this better be important – it's beef jerky in the morning here."

by freezerbee August 1, 2019