January 17 

National hoe day

If you were born on January 17 you are a hoe

January 17 by Ieatbobrossallday November 2, 2019

January 13th

the worst fucking day to ever be born if you were born on January 13th I can guarantee you stupid af

p1: oh my God her birthday is January 13th

p2: ewwww what an idiot

p1: ikr

January 13th by dumb jsjsj June 11, 2020

january 13 

the day all clowns and idiots are born

lol you is born on january 13 lol u clown dumbass

january 13 by what da hell is a pseudonym? November 12, 2019

January 18 

On this day if you are 5 foot 9 inches or taller you get to abuse your shortest best friend

Hey guess what today is. It's January 18, national abuse your shortest best friend day. You better watch out of all your friends 5'9" or taller

January 18 by The BFG (big fat giant) November 3, 2019

January 12 

People born on January 12 are the prettiest most out going people in the world. If you are lucky enough to have you she is a keeper. The only bad thing is that there suck at dogeball!

You suck at dogeball because you were born on January 12 th

January 12 by Caden d January 15, 2020

January 10th 

This is the day of the furious bravehearted blue eyed gnomes.

Karen: Hey
Marie: Hey
Karen: Are you a furious bravehearted blue eyed gnome?
Marie: Yo bet I am.

January 10th

January 10th by MustacheMustacho October 22, 2019

January 1st 

On New Years 12:00am stand on your car and scream “HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!”

Hey it’s 1 more minute till 12:00amJanuary 1st! Guess what that means........*climbs truck**...... “HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!!”

January 1st by hersheys October 30, 2019