Memories of you invade my mind as I sat today remembering our time at(Rick's Cafe)watching the SUNSET,you were all ways hot & had the most amazing smile could light up any room,man a stare at you like waa 😛
I was so happy when we were together not like the women nowadays too materialistic you really knew how to love & be loved you never once left me wanting anybaddy else. I could build with you & even if wi was dirt poor a you me still would wan be with.
Cottage in Negril was we song & all ways remind me of you 🥰My Sweet Empress you really knew how to put it on me in all WAYS we craved each other I don't know about everyone else 4 times a day we use to say it was all de fish I man a eat LOL.You were & still are the most SEXIEST woman I ever met. Hope he knows what to do with all dat sexiness..I don't know how Jah made someone so beautiful & perfect for me I all ways thought we would sekkle down have the kids then live nuff life as we a com fram far
Mon a UK don't know how to love & cherish them woman especially the ones who trade places. The black woman is the mother of all creation My beautiful Black Queen be prouda you self & you culture you a the realist that is why I man love you All Ways no matter what
Yuh a goodas!
I was so happy when we were together not like the women nowadays too materialistic you really knew how to love & be loved you never once left me wanting anybaddy else. I could build with you & even if wi was dirt poor a you me still would wan be with.
Cottage in Negril was we song & all ways remind me of you 🥰My Sweet Empress you really knew how to put it on me in all WAYS we craved each other I don't know about everyone else 4 times a day we use to say it was all de fish I man a eat LOL.You were & still are the most SEXIEST woman I ever met. Hope he knows what to do with all dat sexiness..I don't know how Jah made someone so beautiful & perfect for me I all ways thought we would sekkle down have the kids then live nuff life as we a com fram far
Mon a UK don't know how to love & cherish them woman especially the ones who trade places. The black woman is the mother of all creation My beautiful Black Queen be prouda you self & you culture you a the realist that is why I man love you All Ways no matter what
Yuh a goodas!
by Janet21 March 2, 2023
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Guy 1: "I haven't seen Eric in the office all week, what's up with him?"
Guy 2: "Oh yeah, I think he took his wife on a Jamaican Vacation."
Guy 2: "Oh yeah, I think he took his wife on a Jamaican Vacation."
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Step 1: Take a huge shit.
Step 2: Find a nice big long piece.
Step 3: Place shit in freezer.
Step 4: Wait until frozen.
Step 5: Use as a dildo on your lady friend.
Step 2: Find a nice big long piece.
Step 3: Place shit in freezer.
Step 4: Wait until frozen.
Step 5: Use as a dildo on your lady friend.
Renee was using her toys the other night, when one of them broke. Doesn't matter. We can still make a Jamaican Bobsled.
by leeden82 December 7, 2010
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Hey man, I just got paid today. Do you want to buy an ounce of weed, call up some people, and have a Jamaican Barbeque?
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"after screwing that chick in her dirty bum, my cock looked like a Jamaican bobsled sliding through her cheeks."
by Santo Mafioso February 27, 2008
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To properly perform a fakin jamaican, one must juke or feint in the face of on-coming traffic causing the vechile to swurve and collide. Extra brownie points are given if the vechile bursts into flames on impact.
To properly perform a fakin jamaican, one must juke or feint in the face of on-coming traffic causing the vechile to swurve and collide. Extra brownie points are given if the vechile bursts into flames on impact.
I am sorry ocipher, that alien did a fakin jamaican so I had to swurve and hit the group of girl scouts.
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