Flap-Jacking-Off

1. Playing ring toss with pancakes (usually IHOP variety) and an erect penis.

2. Tossing or stacking of pancakes on the penis, esp. to see how many pancakes are required until organ is covered.

Masturbation and/or eating of the pancakes may also occur.

3. Having a sexual partner eat pancakes off of one's penis. Also includes the act of eating said pancakes. Maple syrup may or may not be involved.

(Also known as "pancocking")

"I was flap-jacking-off last night, and made my through 5 IHOP shortstacks before I was covered."

"If you flap jack me off, I'll give you an Old King Clancy."

by Sonique Pussi March 24, 2013

Blue Jacking

This is the process of using a function on a bluetooth enabled phone, normally a Sony Ericsson, and browsing someones files without the permisson. If you take something, this is bluejacking.

Did you hear about Paris Hilton? Her phone got bluejacked and her sex video got out!

by YidMaster2144 July 23, 2005

Jacking off

its when your badically fucking someones asshole and your saying so hard so loud that ur girl hears you in asia

jacking off is having 69 in the car

oooooooof

by jackingoffshit July 9, 2019

Space-Jacking

The sometimes shady process of aquiring new friends on Myspace from other people's friends list.

Example #1:
Space-Jacker #1: "Man, did you see that chick on Jeremie's profile?"

Space-Jacker #2: "Yeah, that bitch is pretty fuckin fine. I think imma have to space-jack her."

Example#2:
Space-Jacker #1: "Man I went space-jacking last night, and picked up like 23 new bitches...allllll fine as fuck. yeahhhhh man."

by ODUB December 22, 2008

Go to hell for jacking off crowed

A term for all the prudes,fundamentalist etc. in the world because they believe that God will even send you to hell for jacking off.

He's in the go to hell for jacking off crowed.

by The Fury 13 December 3, 2010

flap jacking

where you masturbate and then ejaculate into your palm and then consume it. the move must replicate the motion of pill popping in Requiem For A Dream.

Despite common misconception flap jacking does not indicate homosexuality.

by Nick Jaynes April 22, 2007

Jelly Jacking

When a chubby chaser jacks off while watching a fattie engulf jelly doughnuts

I just shot jizz in my eye while jelly jacking

by arehorsiespretty February 2, 2014