Ladies and gentelemen of the jury, I should not be condemned for iphonetricide, I tried to make a call and the screen went black. How much is a person supposed to take from this device?
by adapenguina April 27, 2009
Get the iphonetricide mug.Ipod-iot n. 1) Person who listens to their Ipod or other personal music devices at too high a volume resulting in possible partial or complete hearing loss and disability. 2) Person who listens to their Ipod, personal music or gaming device or cell phone with headphones at too high a volume and is distracted from their surrounding environment leading to and, or, causing injury and accident to themselves or others. 3) Person who dies or wins Darwin Award because they listen to their Ipod or other personal music devices at too high a volume and lose situational awareness resulting in their own death.
The Ipodiot won the Darwin Award and died when she crossed the street into oncoming traffic because she wasn't paying attention and her Ipod was too loud so she didn't hear the horn on the cement truck that killed her.
by bburgis November 13, 2009
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Griff:"Damn, I can't get those naked pictures from Theresa because she has no service on her iPhone.''
John: ''What an epic iPhail. Wow, Miley Cyrus is coming to the Garden? We are there."
John: ''What an epic iPhail. Wow, Miley Cyrus is coming to the Garden? We are there."
by Jersey Griff February 2, 2010
Get the iPhail mug.iPod whiplash happens when a person has a wide range of songs of different genre on the same playlist. Each song unexpectedly throws the person into a different genre, causing iPod whiplash.
"I was listening to System of a Down on Kat's iPod, then all of a sudden I was thrown into a Barry Manilow song. I totally got iPod whiplash!"
by abblaz88 April 13, 2010
Get the iPod Whiplash mug.iPhone Dropping is the practice of mentioning to people that you have an Apple iPhone within a conversation, story, song, online identity, or other communication.Often connotes an attempt to impress others; it is usually regarded negatively.
by Margaux&Michael June 4, 2011
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Get the iPhone XR mug.A diesese contracted mainly by Cocomelon kids or people constantly playing iPad kids games. Btw if you’ve caught iPadkinitis you will develop a peanut butter rash around your face and have the urge to play a recorder sadly in your crusty musty room.
Ur Mom: “Oh, yeah, _______ has iPadkinitis. Lots of recorder playing.“
Ur Aunt: “Dang, my kids both got that from watching a show called Cocomelon...“
Ur Aunt: “Dang, my kids both got that from watching a show called Cocomelon...“
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