by Annoying35 September 5, 2018
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Special Instructions: Cut the pizza into squares and write "Didja really think you would expect a pizza cut in triangles...? >;)" inside the box. And don't forget to wear your socks on your hands when delivering the pizza!
Pizza Guy: Wat 0_0
Pizza Guy: Wat 0_0
by Mr. Wordington the Tenth October 27, 2018
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This one, don't use this unless you really want to get in hot water with police. Origins go back to Glenbard East 1993 and plays up in Braidwood, Illinois. It's one of the worst insults one can ever use, nastier than the mother of the f-bomb in an aggressive way.
Oh the teacher from Glenbard East, he was flagged from Facebook because they found out he was a real Rape Instructor.
by illinoishorrorman February 20, 2019
Get the Rape Instructor mug.When one woman is rimming a man while another woman performs head on the same man. Looking like one is playing the flute and the other is blowing the bag pipes.
I walked in too Larry's house yesterday and he was teaching wind instruments,Frankie was playing the flute while Norma was blowing the bagpipes son!
by Alright son! January 24, 2020
Get the Wind instruments mug.a plug-intro is when the introduction to a piece of media is dedicated to selling the viewer on something and done so in a tacky way.
by mr brocoli May 21, 2020
Get the plug-intro mug.Da loud wheezy-breathing sounds dat accompany da first few moments of impromptu-filmed motion-picture-camera footage, indicating dat da camera-man had to run fast and/or a considerable distance to reach da filming-location.
I love making home-movies of lovely nature-scenes and interesting civilization-based activities; da only problem with trying to capture such "reality-based" content is dat "time waits for no man", and so I often hafta "rush home to grab my camcorder" when I unexpectedly see a splendiferous scene unfolding in front of me, and so you will often hear a lengthy interval of video-intro panting when viewing da resulting taped footage on your TV afterwards.
by QuacksO February 9, 2021
Get the video-intro panting mug.Used in many ways for HATEFUL endeavors is this SPITE INSTRUMENT which because of it WARS ON PLANET EARTH will never stop in many ways.
People who market the SPITE INSTRUMENT when you enter their surroundings (YOUR MINEFIELD) can set it up for THINGS ARE IN PLACE as let's get this ASSH0LE.
To use a SPITE INSTRUMENT you must deploy the homo sapiens' BRAINS to properly administer BRAIN TORTURE.and ORCHESTRATE the PAIN EFFICIENTLY to the WOULD BE TARGET OR TARGRT.
YOU can virtually use anything for a SPITE INSTRUMENT as even a CUP OF COFFEE container identification sticker can have a profound effect of hatred.
People who market the SPITE INSTRUMENT when you enter their surroundings (YOUR MINEFIELD) can set it up for THINGS ARE IN PLACE as let's get this ASSH0LE.
To use a SPITE INSTRUMENT you must deploy the homo sapiens' BRAINS to properly administer BRAIN TORTURE.and ORCHESTRATE the PAIN EFFICIENTLY to the WOULD BE TARGET OR TARGRT.
YOU can virtually use anything for a SPITE INSTRUMENT as even a CUP OF COFFEE container identification sticker can have a profound effect of hatred.
by BETE NOIRE ASSH0LE September 10, 2021
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