Instagram

Its a social media!!!! YOU SHOULD KNOW THIS!!!!!!! YOU STUPID COW!!!!!

P1: "hey did you know Katie liked my post on Instagram"
P2: "OMG, i thought she was grounded."

by lady.glitter.sparkles06 April 4, 2017

Instagram model

An influencer who posts on Instagram getting paid to sponsor say a brand or a personal business. I.E. a brand ambassador. An instagram model does not need 1 mil followers. A white background. Or A expensive camera with big ole lights. So before you think your being funny coming at an actual ig model. Do your research and next time. Check again which one of us is actually getting paid by posting on ig.

Kylie : I’ve been posting clear pics and I get paid for posting on instagram, i sponsor all the brands I wear and get posted on their pages, my pictures are clear... but I only have 1k followers

LOGIC : YOUR AN INSTAGRAM MODEL.

by wusgud. July 19, 2019

Instacrane

A person who slides through DMs to "pick someone up."

Damn Jimin was a whole instacrane when he DMed Heejin.

by chimspetunia March 5, 2019

instatrap

a place created to lure people in specifically so they can post a picture on instagram

Damn that pink wall in LA is such an instatrap!

by bookletguide April 19, 2022

Instadramatic

Instadramatic is a state of mind where the unfortunate wielder of this horrible psychotic disease is a total drama whore and possibly a psychodramatic. You will know these type of people at a glance, as they are always the first person at a scene freaking out, and will INSTANTLY go nuts over any rumors or new gossip.

Instadramatics should be put down on the spot.

"OMGOSH KENNY JUST ASKED OUT LAURA TWO MINUTES AGO!!"

"Calm down girl, don't be so Instadramatic!"

"HE JUST CALLED ME INSTADRAMATIC!!"

"OMG shut up!

by enraltay August 19, 2010

instagram heart

Something you can spam with your friends in a DM for hours

We spammed Instagram hearts all nigh in the DM.

by Xx_fire_xX July 24, 2016

Instagram Hunter

A person who only engages in hunting or fishing for the sole purpose of posting pictures of theirselves hunting/fishing on social media

Wade: "Zach, why are you taking so many selfies? Your scaring away the deer!"
Zach: "I gotta post this shit on Instagram! What's the point of hunting if nobody knows your doing it?"
Wade: "your such an Instagram hunter"

by HassleCaugh June 17, 2016