impraffled

To be impressed but also baffled at the same time.

She was impraffled with how he managed to stick the landing but lost his clothes in the process.

by Kwestyun March 12, 2026

Improbability Drive

Improbability Drive - Expression to use when an impossible situation, story, picture or video is presented and you just can't get a grasp on what was presented to you .

So lets say we drive from New Orleans to Chicago in 8 hrs see a concert, go cross the border to Canada and head back in time for work on Monday without sleep, we can make it in 48 hrs easy. Sure thing lets just jump in the car, fire up the "Improbability Drive" and make it happen.

by ewanders1 November 14, 2024

impretch

The unique and delightful condition of being both impaled and stretched in an intensely pleasurable manner by a weiner that possesses the ideal balance of length and girth.

She was really impretched by the way he laid that dick down on her.

by Vargatron December 11, 2024

impretch

The unique and delightful condition of being both impaled and stretched in an intensely pleasurable manner by a weiner that possesses the ideal balance of length and girth.

She was really impretched by the way he laid that dick down on her.

by Vargatron December 11, 2024

impragade

Someone with long hair, big eyes, lanky and walk balancing on a motorcycle.

Ed is a fucking impragade

Said cam

by Sacly master December 18, 2024

Impression

I'd do one of Russell Brand but I don't have any heroin or a 17 year old to rape.

Hym "But I guess we can just pretend! OK, so pretend I'm actively raping and drooling down the throat of a 17 year old girl and then pretend I'm high on heroin 'OI! LOOK AH MEH! OIM RUSHOL BRAND!' What do you think? I think that's a pretty good impression if I do say so myself."

by Hym Iam February 3, 2025

Impractical Footy

Getting a foot job while the show, Impractical Jokers, is playing.

My friend Katie gave me an Impractical Footy while I was at the party last night.

by anonymous February 20, 2025