I Got it on me

I got the cannon on me.
(Gun, cannon, ratchet, tool, strap, pistol)

If that fool act up tonight I got it on me. Ima blast that fool.

by The guy that got it on him. May 24, 2022

oh girl that was me hahaha i guess i took your man oopsie

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oh girl that was me hahaha i guess i took your man oopsie sorry

by Edgargamerloluwu September 27, 2021

I like it

Facebook status common for women where they put where they like to leave their purses, leaving out the "purse" and putting in "it" instead. This is done to earn money for breast cancer.

I like it on the floor

I like it in the car

I like it hanging on the doorknob

by Skeegee October 13, 2010

I did it for the lulz!

If you're in a live chat with someone get it set in your mind that you want that person DEAD and then type that phrase (I did it for the lulz) 3 times into the chat window then Smiley will appear behind that person and KILL THEM live on cam while you watch.

I really dislike this guy showing his dick in chat roulette I think i'll type I did it for the lulz! 3 times and kill him!

I did it for the lulz! is a phrase used from the new Michael Gallagher Movie Smiley!

by janetlc69 October 25, 2012

I promise I won't tell

The biggest lie anyone has ever told; everyone has used this at least once

Person 1- I can't tell you
Person 2-I promise I won't tell
Person 1- ok but you can't tell anyone
Person 2- I won't
..later on
Person 3- what did they say?
Person 2- yup he likes you

by SCHMUR September 26, 2013

i guess im just a play date to you

the audio on tiktok where 12-29 year olds dance in slow motion like Timothée Chalamet

*plays play date by melanie martinez*
girl 1: omg this is the best part!
girl 2: omg yessss
*dances in slow motion*

i GuEsS iM jUsT a PlAy DaTe tO yOu

by 7o7.cecilia May 15, 2020

I get it, French class

Said to someone who's extremly slow at understanding something just as they get it. This mimics the end of 'Honey I shrunk the kids' where it takes one kid the entire film to get a joke.

Dave: a horse walks into a bar, the barman say's why the long face?
Sara: I don't get it...is the horse sad?....er....Oh cos Horses have got long heads.
Dave: Oh I get it, French Class!!

by SimpsonXL October 25, 2008