Hot Mikado

A long thin penis that’s turned brown after anal sex; slightly resembling a Mikado biscuit

Dude, My girlfriend finally let me tap her ass, I looked down and I had a hot mikado!

by MunchkinChamp April 15, 2020

Hot Doug

Doug's Hotdogs. What are you thinking

I opened up shop here, but I had to change the name. Turns out theres already something called a hot doug!

by garner December 15, 2018

hot stopper

A small stick that can be put into a hot drink to prevent it from spilling.

Why does Starbucks only offer hot stoppers at the drive through?

by thbaloo December 13, 2015

Hot Coney

When a girl eats a box of hot tamale candies then proceeds to give a guy head, giving him the sensation that his dick is on fire.

"dude last night your sister gave me a hot coney, i had to call the fire department cause i thought my dick was on fire"

"hahahaha! next time put a bag of ice on it dude"

by shortstack&klondikebar August 23, 2011

Hot God

1. A delicious food you put RIDICULOUS and WACKY condiments on. It is unknown just how HIGH you have to BE to DO something like that.

2. A particularly fine-ass deity.

"Today, I put...JELLY on this hot god."

- Sweet Bro

"That statue of Zeus is making me feel a little gay."

- Anonymous

by Speeps September 15, 2010

A Hot Landa

when a hirsute baseball enthusiast blows his blueberry jewce (or fresh cream) all over your quivering streudel

bitch, did you get a hot landa from donny last night?

nah, i wanted him to but he told me to wait for the cream. he can fuck a duck for all i care.

by immaletyounotfinish September 29, 2009

Hot Warski

When you're in a hot tub and press your rear end against the water jet, letting the water fill your insides.

Coined by Youtuber Andywarski

Chris loves when Andy gives him hot Warskis

by Libtard101 May 3, 2017