HOED 

Acronym for “hopped on every dick”

Melinda has literally HOED in a half-mile radius like some sort of cock hungry kangaroo.

HOED by Meeka2493 April 21, 2018

Thumb in the Hose Nozzle 

When you're doing a chick in the ass and she gets diarrhea and it squirts out all over the place. Kind of like when you stick your thumb in the end of a hose nozzle and the water shoots out forcefully.

Rich: "So how was fuckin Lauren last night? I could hear it going down in the living room."

Adam: "Well it was good till I stuck it in her ass. Then i got the old Thumb in the Hose Nozzle action and spent the rest of the night cleaning up your leather couches."

Thumb in the Hose Nozzle by Chuck Bucket May 10, 2005

HO-sed

What happened to Kris Humphries after 72 days of marriage to Kim Kardashian.

The country boy woke up and found his date and wallet missing after a passionate night of love-making. "She said that she loved me, but I guess I just got HO-sed."

HO-sed by Oh-zone November 2, 2011

wire hose clamp 

a slut that once you give her some meth, she won't go away. She will clamp on as long as there is the possibility she will get more.

Lucy has become such a wire hose clamp that whenevwer she gets wired she hangs out with the guy forever

wire hose clamp by lammonoski February 12, 2008

scany hosebeast 

A disgusting, dirty, trifling, ignorant, infuriating whore of a woman.

"Wow, i cant believe she just banged the entire starting line of the football team. What a scany hosebeast."

scany hosebeast by snorkyramone March 22, 2008

dirty hose 

At one point just before ejaculation, the controller (read: the one holding the "cock") can choose to put a finger, thumb or round object posed just above, or to the side of, the urethra of the penis. Upon exiting the urethra tract, the semen contacts the finger, thumb or round object and because of the obstructed path from said object, the ejaculated semen sprays like a "dirty" hose. This can be a solo, partner, or group act.

"keep talking like that and you'll get the dirty hose"

dirty hose by Wallace Krumpledorf June 5, 2012

with a hose 

Used to exaggerate an action further, usually following off a cliff. May or may not be said by one involved in the conversation.

A: You're so stupid.
B: Stupid.. like a fox!
C: Off a cliff!
B: With a hose!

with a hose by babaloulou May 22, 2004