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honey baked blunt 

a blunt that is rolled, then lathered with honey with your fingers. don't overdo the honey, or else it will take a long time to cook when you put it in the oven. cooking it makes the honey harden so your not trying to smoke liquid.
Yo dude, pop a honey baked blunt in the oven. I'm ready to get STONED!

honey badger 

A vicious and very hardy feral animal that can withstand attacks, stings, and even snake bites yet keeps on killing and eating. Metaphorically, an assistant or political operative who takes a similar "no-holds-barred" approach and is always on the attack despite attacks and reprisals.
"Official Washington and its counterparts around the globe are struggling to understand just how much the honey badgers are now running the show." - TIME magazine, 13 February 2017
honey badger by al-in-chgo February 4, 2017

Honey-Dicked 

A girl that flirts with a guy but will never do anything with them and the guy will get friend zoned. Another example is when a girl plays with a guy’s head.
Dude she honey-dicked the fuck out of you last night.
Honey-Dicked by Jack Dester November 5, 2019

honey baked 

Derived From, "Going Hams"
Used To Describe Doing Dumb Shit
This Shit is Honey Baked; I Could Be Doin So Much Right Now
honey baked by Free Sinatra August 4, 2007

honey wookums

A sweet nickname for your significant other that shows there's no shame in your relationship
Hey honey wookums!
Hey lover!
honey wookums by honeywookums April 20, 2014

Honey in my tea 

Honey in my tea is a classic prank that can be pulled on anybody.

The honey in my tea prank is good for people who are interested in novels, anime and manga, since they spend majority of their time reading and drinking tea. You pull this off by opening a packet of honey and dunking that shit into the cup. The recipient will not find this funny, and will probably tip their cup out into the sink because it tastes funny.
Jack: "I will put this packet of honey in Finns tea"
John: "Okay."
-10 minutes later-
Finn: "WHO THE HELL, PUT HONEY IN MY TEA!?"

-Finn proceeds to punch a locker and run out the room crying-
Honey in my tea by Chromebrass August 7, 2016