A person that knows all the new trends. A fancy type person that wears fancy jackets, fancy shoes, and fancy pants. A favorite alcoholic beverage for a hipster is a Moscow Mule.
Bartender: What would you like to drink?
Asian Hipster Girl: I'll take a fancy Moscow Mule to match my fancy jacket and fancy jeans. Thank you.
Asian Hipster Girl: I'll take a fancy Moscow Mule to match my fancy jacket and fancy jeans. Thank you.
by badfish415 January 14, 2016
Get the hipstermug. Many young retarded people who have somehow un-installed there chromosomes and believe that Starbucks is hipster. No really they do. A company with $15 billion in profits per annum is hipster and not mainstream according to these moronic shitheads.
by A Decent Bloke April 24, 2015
Get the Hipstermug. by spikel August 8, 2014
Get the hipstermug. A bunch of scrawny, little fellers, that have found the best way to feel good about their loser selves is to congregate with other little scrawny fellers and poke fun at everything and everyone else not in their clique. Most of them had their lunch money taken from them at school every day as youths.
When called upon to defend his girlfriends honor, the hipster was so afraid of a real man he peed his skin tight pants.
by T-man. February 3, 2017
Get the hipstermug. based on observation it is a person, generally white, anywhere from their early 20s to 40s that has come "slumming" back into the inner city because its now cool to come back into the "neighborhood" (another way of saying its safe for androgynous white people), most likely via a bicycle, to show everyone how cool they are by practically all wearing the same square rim glasses and pants so tight their testicles (or ovaries) are literally split in half. this is perhaps why most of them are complete assholes.
casual onlooker 1: Is that guy alright?
casual onlooker 2: which guy?
casual onlooker 1: The anorexic looking one.
casual onlooker 2: who?
casual onlooker 1: That guy (pointing)...the one on the schwinn roadster with the square rim glasses...dear god it looks like he's got a testicle in each pant pocket.
casual onlooker 2: that's a guy?
casual onlooker 1: i think he's one of those "hipsters"?
casual onlooker 2: which guy?
casual onlooker 1: The anorexic looking one.
casual onlooker 2: who?
casual onlooker 1: That guy (pointing)...the one on the schwinn roadster with the square rim glasses...dear god it looks like he's got a testicle in each pant pocket.
casual onlooker 2: that's a guy?
casual onlooker 1: i think he's one of those "hipsters"?
by imsonotcoolitsridiculous May 9, 2014
Get the Hipstermug. Trying too hard to not try hard.
Hipster: I don't know how I will be able to make it through the day if I wear this awful mainstream garbage. I need to be unique as can be.
John: Shut the fuck up you special snowflake, go drink bleach and cleanse the disgrace of your inner-self.
John: Shut the fuck up you special snowflake, go drink bleach and cleanse the disgrace of your inner-self.
by curmudgeon001 December 17, 2013
Get the hipstermug. by A. Hipster May 27, 2017
Get the HIPSTERmug.