The 'heisman'

The 'heisman' is a sex move where the man is standing up and the woman is on her back (preferably at hip height for execution), you then put one of her legs in your arm as you would carry a football (without cutting off circulation and holding her leg under the knee) - other arm will be your stiff-arm - and proceed with perfect 'heisman' form getting one leg up in a ready position (same leg as stiff-arm)----> Most importantly stiff-arming her LOWER stomach with decent pressure for maximum performance, you WILL...when properly executed...score a touchdown you will never forget.

"I gave this chick The 'heisman' last night and she was screaming 'TOUCHDOWN' all night...I finally feel like a professional athlete."

by BassMasTrUNK June 21, 2012

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Noah heman

Gay elf boy with constellation face pimples and very annoying jokes also has a small penis

Don't be a Noah heman you fag

by Yaboiright May 19, 2017

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coagulated hematoma

common known for your mother- an insult to a stupid person

shut the fart up you coagulated hematoma!!!!

by bruhmomentlife69 April 29, 2022

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Noah Helman

noah helman is the kind of guy who can sleep anywhere and is really bad at chemistry.

He failed? of course noah helman failed!

by bee1234567890 November 9, 2022

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Fupal Hematoma

1.) The resultant injury of a frog knuckle to the fupa. 2.) The mouse-sized lump that shows up on the Butt in Front (BIF) following a failed act of self-love on a stationary bike.

Big Rosie wouldn't move, so Lil Chrissy popped her in the not-knot and left her with a *fupal hematoma* that looked like a Kermit kiss on her Miss Piggy

by Dubdeuce April 4, 2023

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