Shanghai headache

Similar to Jungle Fever, Shanghai headache is the condition wherein a non-Asian (usually a white guy) obsesses over/primarily (or only) dates Asians. See also Asian Fever, Rice King, and Fanboy.

1: He must have a Shanghai Headache
2: Why do you say that?
1: Because of the way he always slows down passing the ESL room.

by Chupalo January 12, 2006

indian headdress

Sexual deviant term. When one ejaculates, shits, and pisses in one's underwear, then runs up behind another person and puts them on his/her head.

Johnny gave Jim an indian headdress.

by omg sheepies March 30, 2004

headcase

A mentally deficient person, often due to prior or on-going drug use. Often does stupid things. Can also describe a very forgetful person (again, often due to present or previous drug use).

I can't believe he did that, AGAIN, he should have learned from the last disaster! What a headcase!

by jaywalk August 20, 2006

haddap

the art of pooping on someone or something in an uncontrollable manner

Excuse me Karim, I just gotta haddap on you immediately, I can't hold it anymore!!

by super beaner April 8, 2008

Headass

someone who has their head so far up someone's ass. Always in other people's business.

"did you hear that Jenn and Sebastian broke up? because he has a small penis"

"Abbey quit being a headass"

by idklmaoyoloheadass January 29, 2017

headlap

Similar to headdesk, just used when no desk is present at the moment.

Used when in deep frustration with someone or something.

Dude 1, in car: Aw man I need to go get my house keys! *headlap*

by rrryean February 8, 2009

headachenology

modern technology especially the more sophisticated gadgets as perceived by those who struggle to figure them out.as the word suggests it gives them a headache.

please save grandma from headachenology by scanning and emailing those documents for her.there is no point in asking mom to install programes on the PC,it's nothing but headachenology for her.

by meckox May 6, 2010