When yer not from geordieland and they ask for a handshake and they give you a swift knife in the ribs.
by metal2210 March 25, 2019
Get the Geordie Handshakemug. 1. A greeting performed by two men facing each other, both grabbing each others penises, shaking them up and down, as if they were shaking each other's hands.
2. Two Norwegians shaking hands
2. Two Norwegians shaking hands
1.
Man 1: Oh hey there, Scott! *Reaches hand out and un-zips pants*
Man 2: Oh Jim! Nice to see you! *Also reaches out hand while un-zipping pants*
*Give each other a Norwegian Handshake*
Scott: See you later man!
Jim: You too!
2.
Norwegian Scott: HEY!
Norwegian Jim: Sup bro?
*Shakes each others hands, than commence butt sex*
Man 1: Oh hey there, Scott! *Reaches hand out and un-zips pants*
Man 2: Oh Jim! Nice to see you! *Also reaches out hand while un-zipping pants*
*Give each other a Norwegian Handshake*
Scott: See you later man!
Jim: You too!
2.
Norwegian Scott: HEY!
Norwegian Jim: Sup bro?
*Shakes each others hands, than commence butt sex*
by AYearForPhil October 29, 2011
Get the Norwegian handshakemug. When you beat yourself off before a buisness meeting during the holidays and then cum on your hand only to shake your bosses hand soon after
I jerked off a quickie before my boss called for a meeting so he could talk about holiday hours not knowing i came all over my hand i cave my boss an eggnog handshake
by Kancerkings November 16, 2016
Get the eggnog handshakemug. A form of greeting which entails the use of the hand of the assailant to make contact with the victims genitalia. Often takes place instead of the conventional handshake, from a front on position. Depending on the sex of the victim it can be a grab(male) or a fingering(female).
He was a mess last night, he was giving out Wolverhampton handshakes to girls left,right and Centre!
by Wolfman1988 February 23, 2011
Get the Wolverhampton Handshakemug. To stab (or "shank") another person.
Performed using a sharp, knife-like object which is usually concealed in one's person, it is often used as an informal salutation or greeting toward others whom one is not in good standing with.
Performed using a sharp, knife-like object which is usually concealed in one's person, it is often used as an informal salutation or greeting toward others whom one is not in good standing with.
"I heard Andrew's gonna give his old mate Stephen a British Handshake next time they meet after that scrap they had at the pub last week"
by Melutox September 29, 2022
Get the British Handshakemug. by conze97 March 5, 2023
Get the British Handshakemug. To grab someone's hand forcibly without the other person's consent and attempt to do a normal handshake making the other person feel uncomfortable as a position of power.
by some guy with red hair I think January 12, 2020
Get the Cobargo handshakemug.