eggnog handshake

When you beat yourself off before a buisness meeting during the holidays and then cum on your hand only to shake your bosses hand soon after

I jerked off a quickie before my boss called for a meeting so he could talk about holiday hours not knowing i came all over my hand i cave my boss an eggnog handshake

by Kancerkings November 16, 2016

Geordie Handshake

When yer not from geordieland and they ask for a handshake and they give you a swift knife in the ribs.

Oi, Let me give you a good ol' geordie handshake and let's grab a couple drinks yeh

by metal2210 March 25, 2019

Wolverhampton Handshake

A form of greeting which entails the use of the hand of the assailant to make contact with the victims genitalia. Often takes place instead of the conventional handshake, from a front on position. Depending on the sex of the victim it can be a grab(male) or a fingering(female).

He was a mess last night, he was giving out Wolverhampton handshakes to girls left,right and Centre!

by Wolfman1988 February 23, 2011

Norwegian handshake

1. A greeting performed by two men facing each other, both grabbing each others penises, shaking them up and down, as if they were shaking each other's hands.

2. Two Norwegians shaking hands

1.

Man 1: Oh hey there, Scott! *Reaches hand out and un-zips pants*

Man 2: Oh Jim! Nice to see you! *Also reaches out hand while un-zipping pants*

*Give each other a Norwegian Handshake*

Scott: See you later man!

Jim: You too!

2.

Norwegian Scott: HEY!

Norwegian Jim: Sup bro?

*Shakes each others hands, than commence butt sex*

by AYearForPhil October 29, 2011

ohio handshake

When one grabs another females breast from behind jiggles them repeatedly.

It was a surprising Ohio handshake.

by gingerbeer November 28, 2013

unholy handshake

Mutual masturbation. When two men are jerking each other off simultaneously, they engage in an unholy handshake.

Look at Nathan and Victor! They're giving each other the old unholy handshake underneath those blankets.

by Dr. Betholemew Pinchot February 26, 2015

Condensation Handshake

Soon after interacting with or handling a condensed surface more than likely, but not limited to, a cold beverage, and then proceeding to shake someone's hand.

I was waiting for my interview to start while sipping on my iced coffee from DunkBucks, when the manager came through the door to greet me. I placed the iced coffee down from my right hand, and gave him a stern condensation handshake. I saw his grimace when our two hands met, and I just knew this would affect my chances of getting the job. The interview proceeded with some obvious awkwardness as I didn't get a chance to mention the reason why my hand was wet. Maybe he thought I just washed my hands? Perhaps he thinks I find it sexually attractive that enjoy pissing on my hands and shaking random stranger's hands? Whatever the case may have been, I finished the interview with the best of my abilities, but sadly did not get the job. I look back on this time everyday of my life and think, "what if?" as the condensation handshake was really the underlying reason I didn't get the job. It's okay though, I never truly lost my fated destiny for a career at DunkBucks. Thanks DunkBucks, you're my only friend.

by AlimonyBob October 30, 2015