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Semtex Grenade

Refers to the result of the process by which a grenade, or ugly friend of a girl you or another wants to hook up with, develops in into a full force semtex grenade,as made popular by the Modern Warfare video game series, after someone agrees to jump on the grenade.

The grenade, mistakenly emboldened by your making "small talk" with her so that your friend can run game on her dime piece friend, begins to think that she is in fact attractive as well. Now in full force, the semtex grenade begins pursuing you, desperately trying to hook up with you.
"Yo, did you hear Mike jumped on that grenade for Tim last night. She's a complete semtex grenade, been blowing up his phone all day."

"Dude, that sucks. I hope he's rocking Flak Jacket Bro."
by nar1763 December 14, 2011
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The Holy Hand Grenade

Peeing, Pooping, Cumming, Sneezing, Coughing, and Puking all at the same time.
Bro why is he running so fast? Hes about to do The Holy Hand Grenade
Charlie you look like shit? "Yeah, I just had to do The Holy Hand Grenade"
by LovelyBritz February 24, 2019
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Grenade Launcher

A woman who births ugly daughters.
Popularized by Mike "The Situation" from the MTV hit series Jersey Shore.
Donald says to Matt.."Damn that Michelle is ugly!!"
Matt says..."So is all of Michelle's sisters. Michelle's mother is obviously a grenade launcher"
by C-DOGG72 August 29, 2010
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Brown Grenade

taking a exploding dump on your lovers chest!
I gave my girlfriend a brown grenade for her birthday.
by T.P. July 23, 2003
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oklahoma hand-grenade

when the female partner jerks the male off into her ass hole
bradley made the bitch give him an oklahoma hand-grenade last night it sounds fucking awesome you know you wanna try it you sick fuck
by wood is good July 31, 2006
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Dave Grenade

A grenade thrown towards an opening to kill the target(s) inside the room, which misses the window and hits the surrounding wall, rebounds and lands next to the thrower.
Player1:Grenade Out!
(Grenade misses opening and bounces off towards player)
Player2:Lol, that noob threw a Dave Grenade!
Player3:Totally!
by Oliver "Spud" February 23, 2008
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random grenade throw

too toss a grenade in a random location and get a kill.
I just did a random grenade throw and got the last kill!
by Spencer T.B. Nolan April 22, 2008
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