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grape gape 

when you stretch out you "gape" your ladies ass, stick your "grapes" in there, then screw her while politely asking her to cough or clench her distended anus to massage your testicles. also appilcable to men or animals that understand you.
"hey jim, what did you do last night?"
"You're mom! I have her a grape gape!"
"Dude she's 80!"
grape gape by dhunter May 18, 2010

Grape snow cone 

When a girl doesn’t like giving head so she squeezes the shaft and just sucks the tip and it turns all purple like she’s licking a snow cone.
Alan Jackson song Chatahoochee” I was willing but she wasn’t ready so I settled for a burger and a grape snow cone
Grape snow cone by Mike Oxsmells January 6, 2019

grape soda 

A stereotype of African-Americans, of unknown origins. Often used as a racial slur.
"Yo, Grape Soda! C'mere! I got some KFC and watermelon for ya--you people love that shit, right?"
grape soda by ResoNate33 February 28, 2017

grape drink 

a purple drink that black people have with their meals
it can be in the form of kool-aid, caprisun, welcha's, or just squized grapes,

it to be said in a weird way with the back of your throth to where it will sound like
grrraape driiink
(just during a random moment)
one of the mebers of TAKK-grrraape driiink
then the rest of us-grrraape driiink!
then others saying it-grape drink
then us- no, grrraape driiink


go get me some grape drink bitch
i need me my grape drink
i done did runded me outa some grape drink
you best be getiin me some grape drink if you dont wanna whoopin

grape drink by the T in TAKK August 18, 2008

Grape hugger 

One whos sense of fashion revolves around the sole belief that the tighter the shorts, the better.

Derived from the visual aspect of the affair, from a bystanders point of view. The testicles become quite apparent, often resembling grapes. The shorts seem to 'hug' them, thus coining the term.
Friend 1:Did you see that cops bike shorts?
Friend 2:Hell yeah, what a grape hugger.
Both: HAHA!
Grape hugger by Saevio August 8, 2006

Grape surgery 

#grapelivesmatter
Dont eat that grape grape lives matter it needs grape surgery