goof my troop

A very uncommon and rather unheard of way of expressing that someone is going to ejaculate. Most commonly used in forms of humor and irony

Man: Ugh, I'm gonna goof my troop

Woman: What the fuck?

by boppo_ August 11, 2020

pece rat goof

It’s a thing that my brother says and idk what it is

Wow your a big pece rat goof

by FuckPeople May 10, 2019

goofing on a triangle

When you're batshit crazy and make up expressions to explain things that make no sense.

Q: Why did you put the cat in the freezer?
A: Oh, I was just goofing on a triangle

by xXxDriftking420xXx August 02, 2017

off the goof

A term used when someone is so absolutely unfathomably our of their minds that off the good won’t cut it.

Gay nigga 1 “man I used to eat strawberries so fucking much that my shit was red”

Gay nigga 2 “DAMN this nigga off the goof, I just think your ass was broken or sum shit”

by Coonnigga123 October 08, 2020

gettin goofed

Smoking a blunt to your face, in a matter of seconds.

Ron- Hey what are you doin?
Ted- Oh nothin, gettin goofed

by crabnigga June 04, 2011

Goofed

Something is fucky

The cars acting fucky.. I think somthings goofed

by Lana rhodes dad June 10, 2020

Goofed

High on cocaine.

You are eating air hoagies, you are goofed up.

by Lil dick two st August 17, 2024