goober

A goober is one of those little fat kids with ambiguous gender, red lips, rosy cheeks, a shiny bowl-cut, and maybe a little food on his/her face. A goober always has a big, stupid smile on its face, and has a dumb, gargly laugh. It wears one-color, oversized pastel-colored shirts, and shorts without pockets, and Sketchers.

oh man, that's one funny lookin kid

yeah i don't let my children play with goobers either.

by Pski January 17, 2009

Goobered

to be goobered is the ultimate punishment --- expecially when you're goobered by Sars Mathface

Aaaaaah! I'm about to be goobered!

You'd better watch your back --- someone's apt to goober you is you keep talking like that.

by The Wig November 16, 2006

Gooba

The name of 6ix9ine's new song that broke the internet and made some of his competitor rappers salty of his success regarding how he came back from telling on his gang.

Tim: Did you hear 6ix9ine's new song it's fireeeee!
Kyle: You mean gooba?
Tim: Yes bro it's so good and he's back to his title, King of New York!
Kyle: Cool.

by xxxtimtacion7 May 10, 2020

Gobar Gas Right Wing

Indian RW which are too short sighted and obsessed about fixing the image of India in the world stage. They also hate whites while planning to immigrate to western nations.

He is not a RW, but a gobar gas Right Wing

by Tambi Dude February 1, 2021

Goober

Goober: a juvenile act of retardation;

A goober is when someone is acting goofy, in a cute endearing way...

by Armijo July 3, 2007

goober

A joint venture of Google and Uber in which ride-share drivers' cars are mounted with Street View cameras.

I've been driving for Goober.

by BR545 May 16, 2016

goober

1) chocolate cover pnuts
2) a big ol booger hangin outcha nose
3) someone being a tard; bein dorky on purpose
4) same as number 3, but NOT being done on purpose
5) a lil wee-wee

1- Hey girl, hand me one of them goobers before the movie starts

2- Woah buddy, getchu a kleenex, you gotta big ol goober

3- Omylanta, you are such a goober!

4- Omylanta, ugh, he is such a goober...

5- When my cousin was little, so was his goober.

by Eatin gooberpeas! (It'sa song-- no definition for gooberpeas y'all!) October 25, 2004