Geek weapon 

When a gamer supposes to know everything to know about weapons of all sorts since they play call of duty, etc. According to these growing numbers of people, video games have all the facts and what-nots about guns. And if you play these games a bunch, you could jump right into the military, since of course, it looks awesome!

Sheldon: Dude, don't you wish we could just like ruin this school?

Gilbert: Yeah, bro all we need is the L86 LSW, bullet penetration and a desert eagle bro!!

Sheldon: are those your geek weapons?

Gilbert: No man they're real and totally awesome!

Geek weapon by superstapler5000000000000000 October 22, 2010

geek gamer 

One who plays video games but may not have an online gaming account. They play not because they have no life, but because they choose to have many.Won't always play a specific video game just because everyone else is.

Guy 1: Hey do you have an online gaming account?

Guy2: No, I'm a geek gamer I have no online account and you probably won't play the games I play anyway.

geek gamer by The Gamers Dictionary October 19, 2013

geek glee 

What happens when people with bizarre hobbies/jobs get a brilliant project, and become overwhelmed in a happy high.

Bob: So are you going out tonight?

Tess: Hell NO! I have this great wire project going, and I don't want to kill my geek glee.

geek glee by Hum along anyway April 27, 2006

Geek-Monstur 

a drug Addict, commonly addicted to crack cocaine. (noun)

Day bagged a-nudur Geek-Monstur in cell #6.

Geek-Monstur by Jose Ventura July 16, 2003

geek euwnk

the sound of when a goose and a duck mate; Something one says when baked/ high/ smacked etc. etc.

I'm just trying to geek euwnk mother fucker!

geek euwnk by tini B March 13, 2010

Geek Candy

Things said or shown, real or rumored, to spark nerd buzz about a particular product, movie or television show.

Anything posted at macrumors.com is just geek candy - 90% of it is fake.

The previews for LOST next week show that Kate is going to take off her shirt - maybe it will happen and maybe not but total geek candy.

Geek Candy by thewolfe April 23, 2010

Geek Seekr 

Women or Men who date exclusively geeks.

-Oh my god check out that 10 over there... I wouldn't mind giving her my number.

-Good luck that chicks a Geek seekr... that's why she's drooling over the dork in the glasses.

Geek Seekr by Pseudonym123456789012345678900 June 12, 2011