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fredache

a headache one gets after watching one of the Fred videos (annoying squeeking voice kid) on youtube.
Nicole: Lets watch the new Fred video!

Nick: Ahh alright, but afterwards im probably gonna get a fredache from his squeeking annoyingness!
by calaburrito July 20, 2009
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Fleddiag

Look that's Fleddiag
by Flowq February 6, 2020
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Fred Weasley

george weasleys brother
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by A_rora December 18, 2020
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Captain Fred

He cannot be described in the English language... or any language for that matter.

There are no words that are capable of stating his: brilliance, ridiculously handsome features, personality, sense of humour, and his heart.

However, even with this "Superman" like description, the man has a problem to fall... and fall hard.

He could possibly be the greatest being to ever walk the face of the earth, and with millions (billions when he meets the rest) of girls out there all lining up for his recognition, he seems to always choose the "wrong" one... The taken one.

Even this Captain, whom owns a purple boat, has a weakness for the girls who have boyfriends. And it's these girls who are his kryptonite... At the moment, the "kryptonite" can be found in his other Captain of this purple boat who he shares it with.

The only difference between Captain Fred and Superman is... Superman got the girl.
Girl A: Who's hotter; Edward Cullen or Jacob Black ?
Girl B: Captain Fred.

Boy A: What's that new Superman movie called ?
Girl C: You mean the one with the smoking hot perfect guy... Myles Best ? Or the other smoking hot perfect guy... Captain Fred ?

Boy B: We're all human, and nobody is perfect...
Captain Fred: You clearly haven't met my other Captain.
by ThatWhippedGuy December 26, 2009
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Fred Durst

Truely the most deep, exquisite music composers of all time.

In years time, the legendary names of Mozart and Ludvig Van Beethoven will be forgotten with their lewd, crude and amaturish filth that some call 'music'. In their place, the picturesque lyrics and beautiful compositions of Fred Durst will be remembered for their revolutionary music.

Truely talented raw metal band that don't steal their riffs like some amatures *cough*Led Zeppelin*cough* *cough*posers*cough* and watered down lyricists *cough*Tupac*cough*.
The lyrics to Hot Dog teaches crap artists such as the Beatles and Jimi Hendrix that the more you say the 'f' word, the more beautiful your music is.
by The Zombie Tupac July 29, 2005
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Fred Durst

A Try hard wannabe rocker/rapper from the commercially fucked up Limp Bizkit

Durst is known for his fucked up lyrics such as "i did it all for the nookie" and "i want to fuck you like an animal, i want to feel you from the inside" <-- FUCKEN RIP OFF FROM NIN

This man should be avoided like the plague and if seen should be kicked in the sack, doused in petrol and set on fire!
A complete and utter fuckhead from Jacksonville who wares pants that dont fit him and has his hat on backwards
by PJ Marshal January 3, 2004
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