found

Stole

I found that doobie on the street.

by RicoFuckinConstantino August 11, 2003

fountain

Can be used as a verb or noun

1. When you quickly drop online currency in one spot and watch n00bs pick it up. Acuired the name fountain because in Maplestory when you quickly drop mezors, it looks like a fountain of coins.

2. Putting your hand in your pocket, grabbing all the loose change, and quickly throwing it on the ground to see what happens. Mostly for entertainment purposes.

1. Lol, look at that noob feeding off that fountain

2. Dude, yesterday i fountained a bunch of change in front of some hobos and one of them lost an ear fighting for one of the dimes

by Nick Chiasson November 17, 2007

Fountain of Youth

Upon finding a girl with a tracheotomy, you proceed to make love to the hole in her throat. Right when you're about to close the deal, get balls deep so your helmet protrudes out of her mouth. Then finish out of her mouth and revel at how much it looks like a fountain.

Colton: So i was bar hopping the other night, found this chick with a trache, got her piss drunk and did the fountain of youth.

Tom: (Sits there in stunned silence)

Colton: I know, awesome right?

by SIIS Balls January 28, 2010

New Found Glory

The best band ever!!!! just had their new album catalyst come out a couple months ago and toured with green day. THE KICK ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nfg is the best band ever.

by alicia December 19, 2004

Meat Fountain

A person that helps you build your computer and proceeds to not help you fix the things that are wrong with it and then never talk to you again.

So I texted him but it turns out he's completely ignoring me and I have to go buy extra shit just to fix it, whata fuckin' meat fountain.

by Creatures of the Night August 8, 2009

Scp foundation

Where all the little aliens go when they get rejected by their own family.

David: Hey dude, wanna check out the Scp foundation?
Raymond: *Plays 10 hours of Fuck This Shit I'm Out*

by GamersHomeYT February 23, 2021

Protestant Water Fountain

Urinating into the mouth of someone performing fellatio, after ejaculation.

Ryan: I can't believe she asked for a Protestant water fountain!

TimTim: She must have been thirsty.

by sucifer February 5, 2010