Nick Foster

Grown man in his early 40s who gets offended by everything and is way too obsessed with teenage girls

"Nick Foster" Ew

by Gabe itch 420 May 18, 2023

Payton foster

Payton is the type to take big fat naps with his head phones on and sneak out to hang with girls usually named Riley. Payton is really good at working hard, he spends lots of his valuable time with family and preparing the crops for the upcoming potato season. Payton is a really good friend.

payton foster is being defined by starting and ending sentences with fetch.

by Baby keeeen October 28, 2023

Bananas fostering

When you get intoxicated and start to massage and finger your food in a restaurant.

Cory, I swear to god if you start bananas fostering your dessert again I’m leaving.

by Beau Beezy January 12, 2018

Foster Wife

A women that has harbored and loved a piece of shit man. Only to have a revelation one day that she has been the only sacrificing party. Finally, being relieved of his shit when he finds some skank ass ROW maggot to shack up with. Essentially finding his next "forever" home.

Love....Haha, he never loved me, I was just his Foster Wife!

by anonymous July 15, 2023

Fosterism

The act of when someone, or something, acts/feels/is retarted

Noun: You induce fosterism in me.
Verb: Shut the hell up foster, we all know that’s not your real name.

by Eilliew February 15, 2023