fuster cluck

Transpositive derivation of cluster fuck, commonly used if a small child, manager, Jehovah's Witness, or HR person is within earshot.

"So the job was a total cluster fu..." Thad stopped himself, eyeing his 3 year old daughter watching him intently, "...fuster cluck."

by Scary Mike June 10, 2004

Fosterline

Software used to adopt children. (Subsidiary of Timberline).

Person A - You've been on the computer for awhile.
Person B - Yea, just been surfing fosterline. Lots of children to choose from.

by lifeduzt July 23, 2010

Faster than the speed of nut

When events are taking place at an incredibly fast pace, similar to when a man is having sex and ejaculates much ealier than expected.

"How are they moving in together already? Their relationship is moving faster than the speed of nut!"

by Monkey Jane January 12, 2017

Honey, I never drive faster than I can see

Telling your girlfriend you'll never cheat on her.

"Oh, sure; your roommate is adorable... but. Honey, I never drive faster than I can see."

by JormanThoad September 1, 2017

Go Fasters

USMC jargon used to refer to the piece of shit sneakers issued in Marine Corps recruit training.

GO FASTERS ON YOUR FEET.....DEEP........MOVE

by desert garbage August 14, 2009

Festering Cunt Sore

An ultimate derogatory term to be used when you need to insult a complete and utter fuck wit and shut them up when they are insulting you!!

Roger, you are without a doubt the most unfortunate festering cunt sore that i have ever had the misfortune to lay my eyes on! Now fuck off!!!

by Dr Phill17 July 2, 2009

Floch Forster

Floch Forster is a character from the Anime/Manga Attack on Titan. He is the de-facto leader of the Yeagerists and one of the most human, realistic and bravest characters in the show. He is known for being resilient, determined, his undying loyalty and brutal honesty, not shying away from truth-bombing his fellow comrades and captain during a memorial. He is such an amazing character that he revokes powerful reactions from the viewers, he’s either hated or loved.

"People still don't stan Floch Forster in 2020?"

"Nope, they still hate him for being mean to Armeme.

by Floch's Glock December 20, 2020