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still in flight

When one is still in the process of excreating bodily gas for an extended amount of time, (most likely smells like old dead.)
Hey Rus, I've been farting nonstop for around 10 seconds, and guess what, I am still in flight.
by Bray 'n Clay February 25, 2004
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flight club

a club in which the members have had sex at least once on a plane.
-guess what, I smashed some thot in the airplane bathroom!

-good job, welcome to the flight club!
by drewbear98 September 30, 2013
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Flight to Jawmacia

Recieveing oral sex from a woman
I had this borad give me a flight to Jawmacia.
by Swoop916 August 1, 2008
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flight sim

This type of software is often classified as a computer game. This is not so. A computer game, under most people's definition is 'enjoyable for more than two minutes'. In the case of a flight sim, these two minutes are often the time it takes to realise that the disk you've stuck in your computer isn't actually Doom 3 (a computer game).

Further evidence to suggest that a filght simulator is not a game can be provided by the lack of flight simulators on games consoles, as these would trigger the downfall to any console manufacturer who considered this suitable material.

Some people aspire to create the ultimate flight simulator in their houses. These are often located in their mother's loft space or spare bedroom. These can consist of several monitors connected to one or more computers. It has been known for some enthusiasts to replace the popular keyboard and mouse of a computer with actual controls or controls that resemble those found in real aeroplanes. This is often considered to be sad.

It is generally advised that these enthusiasts try a better form of interactive entertainment, such as an actual video game. Starting off with a flight orientated classic such as Decent or Space Invaders may be suitable as a half-way point. Alternatively, that failing, social interaction may need to be forced.
Computer user:
"I can't wait for my copy of Doom 3 to start up. Any second now, I'll be blasting the hell out of... What the HELL is this?!!"
by k9 The Great June 12, 2005
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Flight Head

Getting oral sex while flying in the air; getting a blowjob on a plane, helicopter, jet, etc.
That bitch gave me such good flight head, and then i blew my jizz on her boobs.
by GeniuslyADumbass December 9, 2010
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Fightyness

A word made up by a crazy girl to describe someone that attract fights. Its something that cannot be helped it seems to be just a part of who is being described
What you ouldnt leave your fightyness at home tonight, People just want to hit you i dont understand.
by fightyness1287 May 21, 2011
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flight fling

The act of sneaking into an airplane bathroom to perform sexual acts with a person who you haven't known for long (and don't plan on knowing them for any longer) while in flight. These acts could be oral, anal, or vaginal penetration.
Man: "Hey hot legs, I need a flight fling."
Woman: "I'll meet you in the bathroom when the seat belt light turns off." ;)
by zombiekeller August 13, 2011
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