Feltcher

When Jake sucks the cum out of the other Jakes asshole, then sticks a worm up each others ass and sucks it out.

"DAMN JAKE! HURRY UP WITH THAT FELTCHING! Your getting just as bad as Steves mom...CATCH UP! Damn Jake, you are the worse feltcher I have ever fucked!"

by CakeFaceJake October 18, 2008

feltcher belcher

When a man ejaculates into someones asshole and then continues to suck the semen out of the butt through a straw.

He's a felcher belcher

by :) April 15, 2004

Feltoning

To type random letters in a short amount of time (usually on AIM or Facebook), in order to express extreme emotions such as anger, hatred or happiness.

randomscreename69: i'm breaking up with you
randomguysaid: AKJFKSDJK LSDJGKLS GJKLSGJS
randomguysaid:LHKLDGSJ SKLGHJDS KLGH KLSDGH SDGSDGJL JDSG:KDJSG
randomguysaid: KLSDFLKSDFJSLKFUCK YOUTWAT JSDKLGJLSD KGJS KLDGHSDG
randomscreename69: stop feltoning

by Cropsy March 19, 2008

Flectic

something that is fully hectic

used as an Adjective.

it's been a flectic night,
he/she is flectic.
it's flectic.

Fully hetic = crazy, insane

by lozza&amy August 25, 2008

Fleet

Twitter Stories Fleet Means Floating Tweets Or Fleeing Tweets As They Last 24 Hours

"oh hold on let me just post a fleet"

by Howya November 18, 2020

wiping a felt-tip

when you take a dump, and it takes rolls of toilet paper to attempt to get clean. Everytime you wipe you get a mark on the paper.

Everytime you wipe it's like wiping a felt-tip marker. Keeps making a mark on the toilet paper.

by zse June 2, 2010

fleet week

A sexual act committed with sailors not native to the port where said act occurred.

Gregory totally got fleet weeked after a few Singapore slings last Thursday.

by Giant fucking tiger November 5, 2008