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fark

fark (v)- to go over to a girl's house, get drunk, have sex with her, and then wake up in the middle of the night and pee on her bed, resulting in her departure from her own bed, leaving you by yourself

etymology- this word comes from an incident involving my friend who is often referred to as babyfark mcgeezaxs or fark for short. needless to say, his actions are so unique that they deserve their own distinct term, named after fark himself.
Wow dude, I totally farked that girl last night after we partied. I cant believe she didnt kill me after I soaked those sheets.
by celtics announcers suck January 13, 2010
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farking

The act of copulating within a suburban parkland.
Those two mad rooters are farking in the kiddy swings again!
by Fearnze February 8, 2007
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Flacky

Flacky is something a fat black tacky lady would wear .
I don't know why she is wearing those flacky leopard print stretch pants.
by donchaknow April 30, 2006
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Farkan

Noun: A male who thinks he is extremely good looking and intelligent, when someone should have told him he is barely luke warm. Usually these types have bad hair and qustionable oral hygiene. Are inept at proper social interraction and like to stare.

From the Turkish name Tarkan - a very attractive male, and the saying " F minus". F minus + Tarkan = Farkan
i so just got hit on by Farkan.
by Tia April 2, 2004
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fark

The act of passing gas in an immobile vehicle.
Hannah: "Im glad we found this parking spot"
Jeremy: "Me too! Do you smell that?"
Hannah: "Yeah sorry I just farked."
by Bits and Trix January 23, 2009
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Flacky

A very unattractive girl, the exact opposite of a Jamp
Wow dude, that chick is definitely a flacky. Did you see her neanderthal forehead and beady eyes? Geeze, she has a beard thicker than mine!

AHH! Look out for that troll! Oh, its just a flacky.
by Adam E. Duguay October 26, 2008
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Farknard

A-you farknarded bitch
B-you did not just call me a fucking retard! Fuck you
by Brent-the-lil_wiz-Reszler August 6, 2008
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