Sausage Fest

a party upon which the the man to women ratio is 6:1 or greater

Did you go to Jakes party last night?
For a minute, but i left because it was a total sausage fest

by Kori Schumpert December 7, 2007

sausage fest

any environment in which males far outnumber females; the Internet, for instance, is a sausage fest

Don't waste your money on online personal ads. All those Web pages make lots of promises but they're all sausage fests, with 98% or more of their users horny desperate men just like you. If you spend money on an ad, you're a hell of a lot more likely to hear from gay men than from women.

by Dr. Bitchslap May 24, 2003

Friday Night Fuck Fest

This usually occurs between two drunk as fuck individuals on a friday night. The qualifications are that you fuck three and only three times, that you have just met and that the female has trouble walking the next day. Anal sex qualifies as well but be careful you must know what you are doing.

College student 1: Man that was one crazy friday night fuck fest
College student 2: Why what happened bro?
College student 1: O u know just railed the shit out of this broad three times.
College student 2: Nice man i will have to try that soon.

by Grinnell April 10, 2008

festival

A festival is a music event, usually held outdoors and attended by thousands of music fans. Multiply artists play on usually multiple stages and on some occasions, these festivals last multiple days.

Music fan 1: Belgian festivals are always the greatest..
Music fan 2: Yeah I know, the bands are always so rad... I love it.
Music fan 3: Would you guys please shut up?! I'm trying to enjoy the atmosphere here!!

by Seya August 2, 2007

festival

A place where people trade rocks for drugs.

Guys at Camp Bisco Music Festival: That's a heady tourmaline dude, I'll give you a hit of L for it.

by B-Nugget September 29, 2013

slop-fest

an area or place thats getting very slopy-
when you go to a party and all of the people are incredibly wasted. all of the girls are getting sleezy, the noise levels are way too high, its really hot from all of the sweating people, and the cops could be showing up any time.

guy1- dude this place is a total slop-fest

guy2- i know man i think im gonna take off soon

by boratkstand October 16, 2006

Yeti-Fest

a group of large females, not thick...LARGE.
Has to be at least three biggies. Can only be one skinny/regular size girl in the whole group.

Man 1: What a incredibly large gathering of big women!
Man 2: Yes, quite the YETI-FEST.
Man 1: Disgusting!

by myself most the time December 16, 2008