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February 6

National fiend day.

This day is dedicated to all the fiends!
Wow she’s such a fiend! She was definitely born on February 6th
by yo chilllll October 15, 2019
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February 26

People born on this day may develop a fondness for ‘this is a McDonald’s drive thru’ meme and are likely to get arrested at the age of 21 for peeing in the local water tank. There is an 88.5% chance that they also apply for service to those born on November 9.
"Hey man, why do you keep glancing at the water tank over there?"

"Uhh... I dunno man it just looks... so tempting for some reason... I sort of want to pee in there as a prank you know..."
"Yo wait weren't you born on February 26?"
"Yes, so what?"
"Well didn't you turn 21 about two months ago?"
".........oh no."
by Sydney Sage October 15, 2019
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february 23rd

National Yeet day. On this day you can yEeT your life away. yEeT is a word commonly communicated between memester. This can be to fling and object or an actual human being.
Omg I can't wait for February 23rd so I can yEeT my brother
Yeetus fetus deletus
by anonymous November 3, 2019
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February 10

It’s February 10, go down the hallway and just slap that ass
by hmandownbd October 17, 2019
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February

February is the best month of the year. Its still nice and cold and snowy, but you know that spring is just around the corner if you're tired of all the bad weather. February is also the most unique month. 28 days long,(unless its every four years on a 'leap' year)
Valentines day is also in February. (the fourteenth)It's a fun holiday named after St. Valentine, and it's for cute happy couples. Many single or unhappy peope celebrate the anti Valentines day, ie. Singles awareness day.

People born in February are without a doubt the Cutest, Smartest, and Funniest set of people. If you are born after the 20th, you are also a PICES. This is the best Zodiac sign.
"Kristy is so cute! Shes nice too! How did she get so purfect and talented?"
"She was born in February"
"OF COURSE! THAT MUST BE IT"

"Eight days till march!"
"No. Nine days till march."
"*shakes head* Silly- this year is a leap year!"
"ahhhhhhh"
by rawr~* October 14, 2008
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February 12

YOU HAVE TO ASK YOUR FRIEND FOR A HOODIE !!! ANY FRIEND NO NEED TO BE BESTFRIEND.
YOU SHOULD ASK YOUR FRIEND FOR A HOODIE AND YOU SHOULD KEEP IT WITH YOU FOR MINIMUM 24 HOURS AND MAXIMUM WHATEVER YOU WANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

February 12 means u should ask your friend for a hoodie and they should give you
by Monkey_Me February 11, 2020
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Fapless February

A way for someone to redeem themselves if they didn't make it through No Fap November.

A chance to go through the "hell" month again with 2 less days.

Self pleasure is prohibited but sexual intercourse is fine since we don't want to cockblock anyone
Guy 1: Man I can't believe you gave up No Fap November during the last week
Guy 2: Ah who cares I'll just have to redeem myself during Fapless February
by PwussyBusta November 2, 2017
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