3 definitions by Sydney Sage

October 17

People born on this day are immune to all spider poison and venom. They can eat spiders if they so choose and nothing will happen to them. If someone born on october 17 recommends spiders to you, do Not act on the recommendation. You may not be immune.

"Hey wanna try out this new spider place?"
"Sure bro, but wait, what day were u born on?"
"Oh October 17, why?"
"Oh sorry bro I can't. I'm not immune to spiders. Maybe ask your twin or something."
"Oh not again!"

by Sydney Sage October 15, 2019

February 26

People born on this day may develop a fondness for ‘this is a McDonald’s drive thru’ meme and are likely to get arrested at the age of 21 for peeing in the local water tank. There is an 88.5% chance that they also apply for service to those born on November 9.

"Hey man, why do you keep glancing at the water tank over there?"

"Uhh... I dunno man it just looks... so tempting for some reason... I sort of want to pee in there as a prank you know..."
"Yo wait weren't you born on February 26?"
"Yes, so what?"
"Well didn't you turn 21 about two months ago?"
".........oh no."

by Sydney Sage October 15, 2019

April 5

People born on this day have an 85% chance of living a peaceful life in the mountains with their books and enjoying chilly, foggy mornings surrounded by trees and flowers. :D

"Oh my God! She was born on April 5th. You know what that means."
"Totally, let's ask her to teach us how to live peacefully in the mountains too! This is going to turn our lives around."

by Sydney Sage October 15, 2019