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the grand falls of china

a powerful sex move where you force your sexual partner to stop pissing for months, and then fuck them so hard they start pissing everywhere. This simulates the pollution of the Chinese rivers and falls.
why is Jessica holding in her piss? She's waiting for the grand falls of china.
Me and my girlfriend just had the grand falls of china, cleaning the room was annoying, but it felt amazing.
by Rocket sex November 14, 2020
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Olmsted Falls

a place you don't want to move to. new kids beware. you have to be pretty damn tough to go here. this is a place where girls never let you be drama free, guys think they're too cool to pull their pants up, and everyone ends up a backstabber. more than 50% of the teenage population are always high. the other % is either a brainiac, weird, or athletic. Basically, its the crappiest place alive
Dude, my best friend just moved to "Olmsted Falls" , she's gonna get eaten alive!
by Rawrdinosaurgirl December 20, 2010
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Barrel over the Falls

A sexual routine that involves a female partner having her male partner lay down, while she stands above his chest, stomach, or pubic region (depending on her personal preference) and proceeds to pee, and then poo on top of him.
A variation of this practice is known as the "Barrel over the Falls ends in Tragedy", wherein the female will end the session by glopping a big smear of period blood on the male's face, however, this portion of the practice is reserved for occasions when the female is experiencing the peak of her monthly menstrual flow, hence allowing for good glopping action to take place.

The entire routine can be summed up in rhyme, as follows: "Piddle in the middle, Plop on top, Stain on brain", or alternatively, "Piddle in the middle, Plop on top, Glop on mop", and is widely considered to be the female equivalent of the Cleavland Steamer, Angry Pirate, and Donkey Punch routines.
When Jill was on the second day of her period, she knew it was the perfect time to give Jack a Barrel over the Falls ends in Tragedy, so she waited until nightfall and then let the ripest poo she could muster fall out of her bum and onto his chest, all the while demanding that he scream out in ecstasy.
by FallsGirlTheNextGeneration April 13, 2009
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falling to shit

a combination of the phrases"falling apart" and "going to shit"
communist or socialist either way the US is falling to shit!
by flutterbye417 February 6, 2009
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Beacon Falls

a small town in CT, where kids ranging from 13-17 walk around and ride bikes, scooters, skateboards, etc. there is a subway, irving station, and a train station. the town is mostly run by a biker named mike johnson. most of the town look up to him seeing how he controls what goes on day & night.
yo this town sucks dick, it almost as bad as beacon falls.
by susan cable October 20, 2010
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Alabama falling star

When one is having sex with a woman when she Is heavily pregnant and, as the babys head leaves the vagina and pushes the male penis out, one turns ones attention to the newborn and does some damage.
I was prowling the hospital last night when I came across this hot chick and I totally Alabama falling stared her.
by Dangerous mcsleet December 18, 2010
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Fallsworth's Law

The unwritten law of physics that states that a falling object must always be out of your grasp when you try to pick it up.
Where did my @$#%^&* pen go? Oh, Fallsworth's Law!
by pentozali May 1, 2007
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