Ewan Cowan

secret shemale

you're such a Ewan Cowan

by dababycarsuperchad6969 April 26, 2021

Elaine Tin

If your name is Elaine you have the greatest vibes, no white girl names

Jessica: Did u see Elaine Tin In Baltimore, Maryland? Josh: Yes! She’s very pretty

by Elaine Tin April 27, 2021

Ewan

He doesn’t even know

Ewan: what’s the answer?
Everyone else: YOU DONT EVEN KNOW

by Bdndnrjr May 18, 2021

Elaine

Elaine (Page) is Cockney rhyming slang for Road Rage.

Bob from down the pub gets quite irate when cyclists ride in the middle of the road.
Oh yeah he has a proper case of the Elaines.

by I asked Mavis but she farted June 26, 2021

Ewan

ABSOLUTE egotistical and vainglorious piece of cod. In his clueless nature, he will never understand how to show affection and is completely indolent when it comes to trying in every aspect. This slow moving and good for nothing moron will neglect, mistreat and disrespect you on every level. He will gaslight and blame his inconstant and disloyal behaviour on everything but himself, so don't even think about confronting him about anything. Ewan will be thoroughly and unconditionally tiresome with his ambiguous language, constantly failing to see both sides of the story.
Oh, and he is most definitely afraid of spiders.
Word of advice: Never date this cheating capricorn.... you will regret it.

Me:"Gosh i feel as if i'm trying to draw blood out of a stone"
Friend: "Oh are you talking to Ewan?"
Me: "How did you guess?!!"

by ilovetoseeyousmile May 21, 2021

ewandowsk

Ewandowsk is somebody with anger issuse

Person 1: wow they have anger issues

Person 2: yeah there such a ewandowsk

by mha bae May 23, 2021

Ewin

A girl who matters and has significant value and deserves all good things in life.

She matters, she's Ewin.

by lilmsmunch August 27, 2021