by @mladenxo July 10, 2019
Get the essa mug.Shitfaced. Really effing drunk. Usually making bad decisions that make for good stories when you are in this state of mind.
I was so essfaced last night that I forgot my friend was video taping me from inside my closet while I boned a chick in the ass that when she accidentally shit on my dick, I threw up all over her and, in turn, she threw up all over me which made him fall out of the closet and scare the shit out of me as he too threw up all over the place.
by dannyhifdsarawrrrrrrrrr June 16, 2009
Get the essfaced mug.An extremely long text, Facebook message, or email, usually sent during periods of heightened emotion, particularly anger, frustration or inebriation.
They usually go into immense detail and talk about feelings.
They usually go into immense detail and talk about feelings.
"You can tell Alex is pissed when he starts sending out the essay texts"
"brb, got a massive essay message to reply to"
"brb, got a massive essay message to reply to"
by chimpskylark September 29, 2012
Get the essay mug.A collection of written or typed paragraphs originally meant to, with fairly noble intentions, teach students how to introduce and support an idea logically and with solid, existing, and cited evidence, but more recently (and *most* of the time, but not always) assigned to middle- and high school students either as busy work or purely to piss them off. The teachers who assign essays for the latter reason just wants to see the world crash and burn.
I propose that we replace essays with tests comprised solely of multiple choice and short answer questions.
by HGF88 September 1, 2014
Get the essay mug.Essmahan is one of the most rarest names you'll ever find. So, if you ever find you an Essmahan keep her cause she’s always going to be a keeper . She’s usually defined with brown hair and brown eyes. She is the total package. She's smart, funny, crazy, gorgeous, trustworthy, nice body and the sweetest personality. she will always put a smile on your face . She comes off very shy but, she will blow your mind away when she gets comfortable with you . She falls in and out of love quickly . Shes also a bit insecure, but she won't show it. She's a lot more sensitive than you'd expect out of her. Be careful with her and don’t lose her please.
Random girl: Damn, you're so lucky to have a friend like Essmahan.
Friend :I know. That’s why I'm blessed to have her,
Friend :I know. That’s why I'm blessed to have her,
by Urbandictionary Anonymous December 31, 2019
Get the essmahan mug.by smexymf June 28, 2021
Get the essa mug.A long definition submited by a pseudo intellect that ends up being rejected by the urbandictionary editors.
That was a f- essay. Shut the fuck up with your bullshit. You don't know a damn thing about politics college boy.
by mr.knowCNN April 6, 2010
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