essence of booty

adjective, noun. see also booty, wack, stank and tore up

-adjective
1. an offensive or embarassing behavior
2. something that is terrible, or of poor quality

-noun
1. an offensive odor
2. an offensive sight, sound or person

Did you see old girl over there in that skirt? She's about 20 pounds too big for that. She was straight up essence of booty, yo.

by honozooloo April 14, 2009

essex hunt dance

a dance where it doesn't matter if your ugly, you always will get grinded by anyone if you wear a fitted dress.

"Woah, did you just grind that ugly girl with the nice body?" "Yeah, its the essex hunt dance."

by idkperson1234444 April 26, 2014

Essex

Essex - An elderly woman most commonly known for being an incredibly attractive female that hits on younger men. It is the next gen version of what is commonly referred to as a Cougar.

If you spot an Essex beware of the following:
1. DO NOT RUN, it triggers her epeen to become fully erect and display her hostile nature of killing players.
2. Can hit on younger men in mili-seconds.
3. Has a fetish for incredibly well furnished housing.
4. Has a known obsession with Chua's.

keep posted for further updates about this rare humanoid.

Happy birthday Essex

by thunderbearxxx June 5, 2014

Essex handshake

A greeting loved by many an Essex girl specifically the gentleman proffers his hand with his three middle fingers together and his thumb and little finger spread out. The gentleman inserts said 3 fingers into the ladies vagina and the little finger into her rectum, the thumb being strategically placed on the ladies clitoris.

I met Cheryl at the Sugar Hut last night and gave her the old Essex handshake, she was as wet as a billposters bucket and I then shagged her over the bonnet on the way home to her council dwelling. It was like throwing a sausage up an alley

by Cara Van Swinger December 13, 2016

essenate

To pleasure someone by licking their inner anus in a delightful and delicious way.

Did you hear what Tom did to Chole last night? He essenated her whole ass out!

by Derptor Whom November 26, 2017

Exsession

When ones obsessed with their ex, or their ex is obsessed with them.

Wow your ex girlfriend sure has an exsession with you

by FuckboyStyle January 1, 2018

Essence of douschebag

Deodorant body spray.

“Ew it smells like essence of douschebag in here.”

by Compatibility Issue February 26, 2018