Empty Harry

Refers to the penis when unable to climax due to excessive masturbating (or sex) beforehand.

I jerked off 4 times that day, she surprised me and I ended up having to give her the empty harry.

by Burgus November 5, 2017

Empurata

The fictional surgery from The Transformers universe that involves removing replacing one's hands with claws and one's head with an emotionless, one-eyed face.

Shockwave: Empurata is the official name for the procedure. They took my hands... and my head.

by Radical Conservative January 7, 2019

Empire Today

An empire today is the process of getting the ground to shake by dropping carpet

Carpet Installer: Ok lets empire today this ground.

by InterstateDriver January 25, 2019

pre-employment

The time period between the end of one job and the conceivable beginning of another. Formerly known as unemployment.

After Sam left his job, he made sure to live it up during his newfound pre-employment period by buying a one-way ticket to Thailand.

by jandersonbaby September 29, 2013

Testicular empathy

The ability to feel the ghost pain a man feels when seeing another man hit in the genitals

Man 1: bro did you see jimmy get hit in the balls?

Man 2: yea bro I have testicular empathy

by Ns October 10, 2013

Hidden Empire

Any government is secretly planning to take over the world. The Hidden Empire is made of elitists, aristocrats, or a single emperor or dictator who rules over the masses.

There's no word about the Hidden Empire yet let's pray that it will never become reality.

by Type2GenomeManiac June 6, 2017

Malazian Empire

The most Stronkest and Chad Empire ever seen, in the process of fighting Abu Ibrahbeem and Abu Gaynon. Malaz AlTabbaa is the Emperor, the based Chadpilled man. 670 followers and growing on IG, and an army of supporters ready to conquer Murtadeen and Ibrabeem

“Wow dude, did you hear about the Malazian Empire” , “Oh yeah I did, Malazian Empire is so Based and Redpilled, I love Malaz”.

by Johncl27 November 13, 2020