person 1: that guy over there is super short and has pointy ears. he looks like an elf
person 2: that's because he's estonian
person 2: that's because he's estonian
by Denmark denier August 7, 2023
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Whatever orifice you settle on after seducing someone less that 5 feet tall.
Or all the baggage Peter Dinklage drags into a relationship…
Or any conversation you have with that insufferable man.
“Blah blah blah Randy Newman hurt my feelings blah”
Or all the baggage Peter Dinklage drags into a relationship…
Or any conversation you have with that insufferable man.
“Blah blah blah Randy Newman hurt my feelings blah”
Editor: “Hey did you get that interview with Peter Dinklage Finished?”
“Yeah that little troll droned on for three straight hours about the multi-faceted rolls of little people in cinema…”
“So did you ask him what it was like playing every oompa-loompa”
“Some people have baggage, that elf’s suitcase rolls around with a living room set”
“Yeah that little troll droned on for three straight hours about the multi-faceted rolls of little people in cinema…”
“So did you ask him what it was like playing every oompa-loompa”
“Some people have baggage, that elf’s suitcase rolls around with a living room set”
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