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Evacuate and Ejaculate

Hang out with a hot girl way out of you league, go home and beat your meat.
So I heard you were hanging out with that Kacey girl from Human Resources.

Yeah she looked so hot but had to leave early, so I had to Evacuate and Ejaculate at home!
by area51got lindelled May 8, 2021
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When three crabs surround a dildo a take turns shoving it in someone's asshole
by Rattledboy July 20, 2021
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The Judas Ejaculate

The act of purposely cumming in your partner’s mouth despite them asking for a warning. Bonus points for shouting Jesus Christ at the moment of climax
I asked the prick to let me know he was about to finish, but he just nutted without warning and whilst blaspheming. It’s the Judas ejaculate. There won’t be a second date.
by Wise and experienced June 2, 2023
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Corona mass ejaculation

When you're banging a chick and bust a huge nut of epic proportions due to being cooped up for months at home during the COVID pandemic.
When the government finally removed all COVID mandates, Denny's girlfriend showed up at his door which resulted in a corona mass ejaculation.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 20, 2023
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jet engine ejaculation

when you ejaculate so fast and viciously it goes into someone’s eye and blinds them
“did you hear about betty her boyfriend has a jet engine ejaculation
by testicularbreath October 15, 2023
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A Propane Powered Anal Ejaculation Machine is machine used for sexual intercourse in the asshole. Also bakes a good pie
Fuck my Propane Powered Anal Ejaculation Machine broke last night.
by daddychillmilk67 March 21, 2026
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In 1945 Einstein came up with the idea to start jerking off before a presentation to clear his mind. It can also be used for students when they are taking a test to help figure out the answer
Dude I just used the Albert Einstein's Ejaculate Equation on that test and made a 100
by 1092616252616 October 19, 2025
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