dick eggs

a venereal disease in which the sufferer if male experiences eggs on their dick, and if female, dicks on her eggs.

Symptoms include:
burning, shrinkage, vomiting, constipation, rectal warts, erectile dysfunction, premature ejaculation, spontaneous discharge in and around the testicle, sterility, lopsided breast size, acid-like excrement, crabs, urge to marry piles of yuck, glow in the dark body hair

Kelly slept with this guy at a party, a year later...dick eggs.

Dude, that chick has dick eggs look at her, she's glowing!

by Sean "The Fear" Bullis December 8, 2007

Sausage Eggs

It started from Angry German Kid reversed video that the original video saying "Los geht's!" (English: Here we go!) and when the original video of AGK, Leopold said "SAUSAGE EGGS!" because of McDonald's "sausage egg muffin"

I watch the Angry German Kid reversed and he said "Sausage eggs!"

by jason24589 October 24, 2010

eat an eggroll

when you get up on your bitch and start eating chinese food.

dayum last night I was eatin an eggroll

by Mr.Unknown May 6, 2004

eggo waffle

A brand that teaches kids through their commercials to be disrespectful towards their parents, despite the fact that the parents were the ones their wiping the kid's ass as a baby, cleaning-up their vomit, and taking care of them after a bad day at school. Most of all, they conveniently forget these parents are the one BUYING their capitalist merchandise.

Eggo waffle teaching disrespect, hatred, and emotional distance from their parents? Can somebody say "Hitler?"

by amethyst August 11, 2007

dogs eggs

In olden days, when lucky dogs use to be fed on dead animal bones, their craps use to be white in colour. In some cases, they were semi-round and hence the name.

Oh crap, I've just stood on some dogs eggs.

by Ian November 24, 2004

brown eggs and ham

when a man bends over spreads his ass cheeks lets a little turd out of his anus so your butt looks like an egg and his man peices are the ham - this is a waiting game from the movie waiting -worth ten kicks in the ass

bob showed jon the brown eggs and ham ,and jon threw up and got kicked in the ass

by one ball May 24, 2009

Scrubbled Eggs

Having Scrubbled Eggs is the act of having sex with a women; but before having intercourse placing a freshly made, sunny side up fried egg on her vagina. In order to successfully have Scrubbled Eggs, you must place your Penis directly through the egg yolk, and into the vagina.

No, I am sorry baby, but you can have Scrubbled Eggs and Ketchup because I am on the rags.

by greasemonkey131 February 19, 2011