Dwarfass

An Evil being who attacks people with sticks or sharpe in you.

Fuck Dwarfass is attacking Josh Again!

by Dwarfass December 8, 2003

darf

"Darf" is "Darfur" shortened. Because Darfur, a region in Sudan, is fucked up (see War in Darfur, and remember that the UN has declared that it is not a genocide) calling someone a darf is to call them unfortunate, underprivileged, and fucked up with many potential, interwoven, perhaps unfathomable and unlikely, causes. This is to insult their intelligence, pride, etc.

You darf! You thought that was a joint? That's a hand rolled! Do you feel blazed?

Damn you told me the history test was on chapter 29.1, you darf! It was on 29.6. That's not even close.

I can't believe I thought that she would hook up with me if she wasn't drunk. I'm a darf.

by not blazed enough May 15, 2008

darfur

A place where bad things happen to people. Oddly enough, the same people who always say 'peace to Darfur' are the same dumbass hippies that protest war in a rather absent-mindedly attempt to be nonconformist and fight the machine. They do raise a few good points every so often, but not enough to actually support the side they take. So few of them know just what the machine they fight against is, and just protest because they are incapable of intelligent thought processes.

Have you actually ever stopped to listen to these people who like to talk about darfur? They are overly-opinionated, mentally retarded dumbasses who hate on bush just because everyone else does. What's funny is that most of them are several times more retarded than George W.

by Timothy the Abusive Mexican December 2, 2007

Self-aggrandizing 5-headed dawrf promotes sect of church that is explicitly known for fucking little boys in the butt and disparages men who dress like clown women and NOT fucking boys in the butt

It speaks for itself though doesn't it?

Hym "Breaking! Self-aggrandizing 5-headed dawrf promotes sect of church that is explicitly known for fucking little boys in the butt but disparages men who dress like clown women and DON'T fuck little boys in the butt. He has to pretend I don't exist because if we both have cameras pointed at us at the same time, I'm going to bet him that I can fuck his wife better than him, and then he immediately loses the interaction because he knows that I'm right and framing reality in the way that you want it to be perceived for your viewers IS BETTER truth. It's more true than truth. It's YOUR truth. And people like it because it's a VERSION of truth that affirms his narcissistic delusions of superiority. Now, I know what you're thinking 'But Hym! I thought there was no such thing as "versions" of truth! You said there is only THE truth' and you're right! But I just say shit that I don't believe sometimes and have no responsibility to maintain any kind of continuity of thought or belief."

Iam "Ope... It says it's loading but I highly doubt they have a gif for 'Self-aggrandizing 5-headed dawrf promotes sect of church that is explicitly known for fucking little boys in the butt and disparages men who dress like clown women and NOT fucking boys in the butt'... Instead I'll just do a cat. Meow. That'll lighten the mood... There. "

by Hym Iam February 15, 2023

Gay Demented Hairy Dwarves

Short, Furry Woodland Creatures That Are Attracted To Girls Whose Names Begin With The Letter T.

See: Anirbaan


Enjoys Fishing, Rollerblading and Jiving, Ureferably At The Same Time.


Was Created By K&T In The Lair Known As P, Presided Over By G, With A,N,J and another P Present, While Discussing M, On The Day Of S, While Eating P with (F)P.

Where's that GayDementedHairyDwarf? Oh There He Is!

by AuguR April 8, 2004

the toast flavored pinnacles of humanity and what they mean to the seven dwarves

A tasty snack for occasional lesbianism.

I the toast flavored pinnacles of humanity and what they mean to the seven dwarvesed your mom.

by Elmo Rubenstein June 4, 2005

darf

DuH!!!!

Of course Im going to the prom with Jimmy. DARF!!

by Nathalie June 24, 2003