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Steamed Dumpling

That turd which is dropped in the toilet during the time that one's friend/roommate/partner, etc. is in a nice hot shower, thus filling the steamy room with heavy poo stench.
This is usually the result of unfortunate timing, but can be used with malicious intent.
1. "Honey! I know you're in the shower, but I really need to use the toilet. This is an emergency!"
"No! Don't you dare give me the steamed dumpling!"
"Sorry."

2. "It was so funny this morning...Pablo was in the shower and I snuck in and dropped the worst steamed dumpling. It didn't hit him till after I'd already made it out the door."
"Yeah! High Five!"
by Crankshaw September 28, 2009
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Angel Dusting

The act of placing a hit of coke on your partners Balloon Knot and having them fart it into your nose.

See also "Fart Knocking", "Knot Gunning"

When snorting coke off a strippers ass just isnt enough.
Hey Mike, how did it go with that stripper last night.

Dude she's a total freak, she was Angel Dusting off me all night.
by Elroy the Great November 12, 2011
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Dusting

I'm exhausted, I think I'll just stay in and do some dusting and go to bed.
by frostinglicker June 12, 2009
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Bunk Dumping

When the guy on the top bunk is too lazy to go take a shit and just tosses it on the guy in the bottom bed.
Brennan accussed Dale of bunk dumping.
by pubesforpetrolem June 17, 2010
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Dumpling

The small secondary shit that follows the primary usually consisting of no more than one or two turds. Normally occurs following a rushed poop due to emergency circumstances. Some experienced poopers and Zen masters are able to save dumplings for later.

The dumpling almost always leaves the subject with the satisfied post poop relief that was so cruelly denied to him/her after the first run.
Jeez I´m going to miss my flight.... I´m going to have to chinese doggy-bag it and save the dumpling for when I board
by azione01 September 27, 2010
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dugusting

Eww, that fat girl ate peanut butter in the locker room last period. How fucken dugusting!
by pillowheadsmokey January 21, 2011
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British Dumplings

The act of receiving head or domeski while performing an upper-tanker
Rex was doing an upper tanker at this chicks house and this sloppy chick came in and started giving him head, it was the best british dumplings story i ever heard.
by thickness May 4, 2007
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