Port Alberni Docking

When two men push their prolapsed assholes together in competition to see who is more gaping that the other. The winner's asshole will swallow that of the loser.

We tried Port Alberni docking and he swallowed me whole like a spoonful of mashed potatos! I think I'm in love.

by CarrieWhite January 9, 2015

Ugly Duckling Syndrome

A situation in which a girl who used to be ugly before puberty becomes hot, but still, in her own mind, she thinks she is ugly.
Often referred to as U.D.S.

"Krista seriously can't take a compliment can she?"
"That's because she has Ugly Duckling Syndrome."

by Matt Pelton April 7, 2007

Wet Docking

The process of inserting one penis into the foreskin of another while both parties urinate.

I was docking with Dave the other night and he decided to take it up a level. We both needed to pee to we just let rip. Felt so good.

Mind you, wet docking is messy. I need a new carpet.

by Blackhood007 August 19, 2009

Cheese Dicking

Someone who doesn't try to push themselves while exercising.

Hey truszkowski, why are you cheese dicking the run? You let the slowest guy beat you.

by JohnnyCee23 February 21, 2011

Cock-Docking

The act of a man inserting his penis into another mans foreskin.

Man last night we were cock-docking like the soyuz at the International space station.

by Slaughterhut January 4, 2012

dicking around

generally doing nothing of any real purpose such as throwing stones or perhaps mucking about with a stick.

"lets go down to the river and dick around"

Carl - "what have you been up to this weekend?" Peter - "not a lot, mostly dicking around" - Carl - "oh nice!"

by skillz-t January 11, 2008

dicking off

Goofing around at work; especially when you are being paid to do real work.

I got fired cause me and phil were dicking off on the bulldozer.

by Sam April 23, 2005