Doucher

Basically a slut, a douche & an all around rude person that everyone ( including myself ) love. We just can't help but love him. WHICH MAKES US HATE HIM. But we still love him. He's such a doucher.

Look at Jason Dean Richards hitting on Destiny after sleeping with someone else. God why isn't he flirting with me too?! He is such a doucher.

by Fuuu August 12, 2013

duchess of cunt

Similar to Cuntess, except a duchess of Cunt exhibits traits akin to her Duke of Cunt, essentially completing a pair of royal Cunts.

'Hey bro did you see that uptight chick walking around acting all hoe with that Clark Kent looking dude?'

'Yeah man, she's part of that Duke and Duchess society with him. You know, like the Duchess or something.'

'That's some Class A bitch. She's like the Duchess of Cunt.'

by BANTERvPREDITOR October 17, 2013

doucheraft

A person that Isn't worthy of the hefty title of 'douche canoe'

Tom: You're a douche canoe!
Jack: No. You're not worthy enough to use that, you doucheraft!

by George97 November 13, 2013

dacher

A beautiful, unique girl, who is incredibly fun and wise.

She is loud and has a lot of spunk.

"girls want to be her, guys want to have her"

She is an honest and loving person who isnt afraid to speak the truth.

She also has the following attributes:
1.Sweetness
2. Loyalty
3. Honesty
4. Kindness
5. Intelligence
6. Talent
7. Humor
8. Beauty
9. Sarcasticness
10. Cleverness
11. Contagious Happiness
** She is hard to come by, therefore she is a keeper**

dacher name girl lady woman

by @poohLove October 28, 2014

Douchery

Someone who is practicing being a douche

Man, Payten is like the king of douchery

by Kingofdouchery May 15, 2015

duche muffin

A total ass hole..

That dude is a total duche muffin

by Crow7411 March 29, 2016

Douchery

Actions that are of the douchbag variety.

My boyfriend threatened to kill himself if I left him - so much douchery I can't even begin to describe it.

by Janofarc May 3, 2016