Dobing

Having a massive spaz attack, or getting very angry about something. Showing characteristics of a doberman pincher.

Dude, Gerrit is dobing so badly right now.

well you did just put your penis on his new truck.

by dobmaster June 12, 2009

doing a Stafford

To take a shit at either a public convenience or in somebody else's house, rather than hold it in and just go when you get home because it's fucking rancid.

Doing a Stafford often takes such a long time that others will notice your absence from whatever social situation you have decided that shitting is more important than.

(When sitting in a cafe with friends)
- Sam's been gone for ages, what's taking him so long?
- He's probably doing a Stafford.

(When friends are over at one's house and party rules are being decided)
- No going in my parents' room, no smoking indoors, no doing a Stafford, no vomiting on the carpet

by fryson August 3, 2010

What doing?

Slang for "What are you doing?"

Me: "What doing?"
You: "Nothing."

by Susan Natch April 26, 2006

doing a bump

When you take a hit of cocaine

I was doing a bump last night off this girl's booty and I got super high

by Souptastic August 4, 2017

Doing me Dirty

To do wrong
To act bad or to not fulfill on actions

Your doing me Dirty by not giving me a ride.
Dude you just stepped on my shoes, Your doing me dirty.

by xDJCJx April 29, 2011

doing bits

When you do something that is really good

"Did you hear about jake?"
"Yeah he pulled her"
"Yeah to be fair he is doing bits"

"She said yes"
"No way did she"
"Yeah"
"Well done mate, you have done bits there"

by Bitsmaster2k13 October 13, 2013

Dan Downing

Enemy to Twatlight and the free world!

Server's down?! Damn you Dan Downing!

by Letter Z July 6, 2009