Dorkable

Dorkable is typically used as an adjective describing cute female dorks.
Please note that this definition of dork is synonymous with geek and nerd.
That is to say, a dork who is huggable.
Thus the Dorkable was born.

Anne, you're dorkable!
Translation: Anne, you're cute and huggable, but you're also a dork.

by Descartes July 6, 2004

Dork

A name that a best friend calls her best friend. Usually because he’s really nice to her.

Sup shorty.
Hey dork.

by B/shorty July 9, 2018

dork

1. a whale penis
2. an individual who is keenly interested in and good at mathematics, science, and technology, and applies mathematical and scientific principles to everyday occurrences, while at the same time being loveable and very personable, often having many friends due to wittiness, often loves video games. Not to be confused with nerd or geek or dweeb.

1. The blue whale's dork is the world's largest sexual organ.
2. Dork: Wow, that light bulb that's flickering in a seemingly random fashion is actually occurring as such due to a capacitance built up on one side of the tungsten filament until it discharges sending electrical flow through the tungsten, causing photonic emission through heated excitation, which then dissipates as you get farther from the light bulb according to inverse square law.
Girlfriend who is also a dork: You're right, you dork. Shut up and kiss me. You're so cute

by Bmedork January 4, 2004

dork

another name for- dick, penis, pecker

When I was young, I played with my dork!

Used this way in film "Heavy Metal" 1981

by samiam6977 January 17, 2009

Derka

Any person who is Muslim or of middle-eastern descent.

(From Team America World Police, To the real world)

They are prone to anger, fear, hatred, and feeling like you are blaming them, but also they are prone to making delicious food and smoking at other-worldly capacities.

That derka is pretty hot, I wish she would show me her hair. Those fingers are really turning me on.

Me: Wanna get married?
Derka: Are you derka?
Me: No.
Derka: Astaghfirullah! (repenting to God)

At a restaurant: 1. Can I have some of that derka tea/coffee? 2. Those derkas are praying. 3. That man was such a dogmatic derka that he told me that I was going to hell for eating bacon.

by Reverse Stuck In January 5, 2009

Dork souls

Fans of the Demon Souls and Dark Souls series who think these two titles are the best role playing games ever existed, and will remain the best ever existed, until a new title in the series comes out. They also think it's the most difficult series of role playing games and are very sensitive about this issue. They flood websites and videos of other competing titles and spam the comments sections of these websites by trolling comments that bash these websites' respective games and other trolling comments that glorify their favorite series. They would spam the dislike button on any comment that even slightly hints at any negative aspect in the comment author's honest opinion. Likewise, they would mash the like button on their own comments. They seem to think that anyone who isn't bewitched by the series in the same way they are, is someone who is very bad at playing their favorite games. That's perhaps due to their inferiority complex that makes them feel so happy about themselves when they convince themselves that they are better than most at playing games that are so difficult, even though these games aren't that challenging.

Dork souls example:

average gamer: I think final fantasy 15 is very likely will become the best action role playing game ever.

dork soul: praise the sun!!! what about dark souls?!?!

average gamer: I didn't enjoy it that much, imho.

dork soul: LOL!!! LOL!!! LOL!!! you must really suck at it huh?! LOL!! LOL!! LOL!!

average gamer: actually, I didn't. I still managed to beat it, but got bored most of the time.

dork soul: you're a liar!! if you really beat the game you wouldn't have gotten bored. you must've got beaten by the asylum demon then you cried and left the game. huh huh huh!!!

average gamer: I've beaten it (the asylum demon) on my first try.

dork soul: LIAR!!! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!! NO ONE CAN DO IT!!!!! errr... i mean I did it but it's impossible for you!

average gamer: what...? lol no i actually did it. it's just that the game was mostly boring. most of the time it's block, backstab, repeat. and most of the equipment you get is useless. oh, and then there's the dull, unimaginative art work...

dork soul: you suck!!!

average gamer: whatever.

by Mega Fan of Mega Man June 14, 2013

Doorknob licker

Someone who still believes that the Coronavirus isn't a thing and refuses to quarantine or practice social distancing.

Look at all those doorknob lickers protesting in Michigan. They are going to catch Coronavirus and spread it to everyone.

by csnpnt00 April 15, 2020