dingdongschlong

A man who can typically only think with his dick.

Stop being a dingdongschlong.
Fuckboys are typically known as being a dingdongschlong.
When you act like a dingdongschlong no one likes it, besides yourself typically.
Dingdongschlongs never get ahead.
Wtf, why you gotta be a dingdongschlong?
Get with the program and stop being a dingdongschlong.
Who do you think you are being a dingdongschlong?
God's gifts to earth don't act like dingdongschlongs EVER!

by PineappleJuice February 25, 2015

Slamalama-GONG-Ding Dong!

An awesome slogan created by Budwiser that has evolved into an awesome thing to say after your favorite player in baseball hits a home run. Often the gong is followed up by a sound of a gong.

Don Orsilo: And David Ortiz gets a piece of that one and it's GONE!!!!
Me: Oh Yeah!! Slamalama-GONG-Ding Dong!!!

by Mr. Red Sox fan November 21, 2009

Holy ding dong

Term used by holy children, another way of saying holy shit.

Ex) Holy ding dong did you see her outfit?

by Crayola marker May 26, 2020

Ding Dong Bitch

After fucking a guy a woman pulls on his dick and them hits him in the face, make sure you walk away after.

Lets go play Ding Dong Bitch!
They'll figure it out sooner or later.

by TheBathroom,Hella! May 28, 2009

ding dong ditch

When an Asian is analing someone in the ass and then pulls out and runs away right before they're about to cum.

Stacy: Omg Chung Ho totally ding dong ditched my ass last night
Jill: Ooh that sounds like fun!

by lmaooops November 14, 2016

ding dong ditch

when alllll the boys in your town are gross
and the ones that arent are total assholes
even when they're pretty gross themselves

ugh ding dong ditch. we need to get some boys in this town

by DINGDONGDITCH February 9, 2008

ding dong

A Hostess brand cake; OR, Shitting on someone's chest, smashing it down to form a round cake-like shape, then jizzing on it to create the curly frosting.

Jourdyn- "hey baby, wanna give me a ding dong tonight?'
Joe- "Only if you'll eat it this time!"

by Jourdyn!! September 28, 2009