Dickmonger

A collector of dicks; derived from fishmonger.

Kyle likes so much penis, he became a dickmonger.

by SovietX November 22, 2009

Diamond Earring Woman

An attractive, self-sufficient, experienced "older" woman (over 40) who is able to buy herself diamond earrings, i.e., she doesn't need anyone else to do anything for her. These women usually attract younger, submissive men or women. Also, a domineering woman (which is the word that was misunderstood as "diamond earring" that led to this definition).

I always seem to end up with a diamond earring woman!

by snatchface_shanker November 4, 2009

Diamondblocked

V. To be unable to date or take home somebody because they are married. Refers to the fact that an engagement ring often has at least one diamond. Similar to being cockblocked.

I was going to try to seduce this one hottie, but the ring gave it all away. Damn, diamondblocked.

by ratdude747 July 9, 2011

Diamond

A good fucking bitch.

Diamond is a good friend. She's not a bitch.

by yourmomatemyass October 2, 2019

diamond tester

beeeeep

yo i got the diamond tester beeeeep

john: what the fuck

by anonymous March 4, 2021

Sa'Diamon

She is smart, cute, and funny. She is thick and unique. When u meet her she will be shy at first, but once you get to know her she is fun to hang around.

Is that Sa'Diamon with her thick self.

by Sa'Diamon January 28, 2017

Yellow Diamond

A clod.

Peridot to Yellow Diamond: You CLOD!!!!

by pureboredom April 23, 2020