Dense-fog

People who go around calling others snowflakes and sheep. They follow every command of certain leaders who lie about being religious and speak in simple short sentences because that is all they can grasp. When one of their leaders does something wrong they are easily tricked into believing it is fake news. (Which is actually the real definition of sheep - blind followers who believe any lie they are being told without any attempt to verify the truth.) They get very irrate and angry when people post opposing political jokes. When they post their political jokes they call everyone who doesn't find them funny, sheep and snowflakes. Not ever seeing for even a second that by their definition, they themselves, would also have to be snowflakes and sheep.

The Dense-Fog people that are all dressed the same, driving the same cars, thinking and acting the same, with the same likes and dislikes are calling everyone who researches actual facts and thinks for themselves -- sheep and snowflakes again.

by YepItsMeBabee March 20, 2021

Dense Breast

When the titty is perky and firm, but maybe too firm. Its firmness adds a weight you wouldn't expect from a titty of the size. As if the titty is being weighted down by all the shit that bitch is hiding from you. Or it's breast cancer, 50/50 chance.

Havent seen my girl in awhile, i know she's up to something she's got those dense breasts.

by SystemError_404 December 13, 2016

dense skull

Someone who doesnt believe the facts as they are right infront of them.

He either has a dense skull or is delusional.

by THE ORIGINAL STRETCH July 9, 2022

Dense Potato

When someone makes a Stupid af comment.
Kinda like a dense motherfucker, but only for a second.

Like a brain fart, but on steroidas.
The Giphy shown represents your brain during a dense

potato moment.

Jay (while on the phone with Johnny): hey Johnny, do you have your Phone?
Johnny: you dense potato. how do you think I am calling you?
Jay: oh frick nvm i'm stupid lol.

You if you typed 'any word' into the search bar.

by MR.kraz74 October 6, 2019

Dense Ape

To express that somebody is stupid and uncivilized; an insult.

Stop throwing those fireworks at each other, you Dense Apes!

by The Pinskinator November 16, 2021

Dense Breast

A Women who's breasts are very hard and full, the fatty tissue in the breast is more compacted, thus causing the breast to be volumous and firm.

"when I touched her tits, I expected fluffiness, but that hoe had some dense breast!"

by fathergracie September 30, 2016

Dense breast

Thick boobities

I groped her dense breasts as I shoved my tongue down her throat.

by Nyquil September 30, 2016